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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Chapter 72: Ivory

Warning: This chapter has lots of bad language and lots of bad behavior.  Read at your own risk!


  Ivory held her breath until she was safely outside the bar, then she let it all out with a whoosh.  She was thankful that her wobbly legs had held her upright, she had been sure they would collapse on her, in front of him even, making a mockery of the very point she had tried to make with the a*s.  He thought he could crook his finger and she would come running, Ivory ran for no man.

  She had not expected things to go quite so far however; she had only wanted to put the arrogant a*s in his place, instead she had been caught up in the moment with him.  Another twenty seconds, and she would have been ripping his clothes off.  She frowned.  She prided herself on her absolute control over her body and emotions, it was disconcerting that a perfect stranger was able to penetrate her defenses so quickly, and so easily.  Just thinking of him made her feel hot all over again. 

  She slammed the door on those thoughts.  Enough with this nonsense.  She needed to put him firmly out of her mind, and regain control of herself.  She was about to meet with Raven, and she couldn't afford any distractions.  Any hint of weakness or inattention on her part could mean her life.  Once Ivory was assured that she was firmly back in control of herself, she rounded the corner of the tavern, to find Raven, pacing impatiently.

  "You're late." she said coldly.

 

  Ivory glared right back, but held her peace, she knew from experience it was not wise to anger Raven.

  Raven brushed off some imaginary dirt from her cloak.  "Nothing to say?"

  "I was unavoidably detained, I dealt with it, and now I'm here."  Ivory said, emotionless.


  "Is that a fact?"  Ivory stood her ground, and gave nothing away.  Raven smiled coldly at her.  "Well, then, I trust there won't be a repeat?"  Little crackles of blue fire bolted from Raven's fingertips, and Ivory inadvertently shuddered.  "Good, I'm glad we understand each other.  Now, what progress have you made Pet?"

 


    "The target is not an easy man to get to."

  Raven held her hand out, choking Ivory slightly.  "Tell me Pet something I do not know, and you had better have made more progress towards our goal than that."  She released Ivory abruptly, and dropped her hand back down.

  Ivory held her temper in, it would do her no good to lash out at Raven, she had already tried unsuccessfully many times before.  All it ever did was land her in the chamber of horrors, and she swore she would never go back there ever again.  She would do what she needed to do to survive.  She kept her voice even, though it strained her temper even more.  "He's the Mayor of Dragon Valley, not some poor nameless soul in a back alley driveway.  There is constant surveillance and security on him, and on his family.  I have been watching his movements for a couple of weeks now, and he is always conscientious, he never forgets security protocol."

   Ivory hesitated, the next part she needed to approach delicately, or she would find herself dead in seconds, or worse.  "Only magic could break through that shield they have around them, for the target is unlikely to accidentally leave he and his family unprotected.  I cannot get close enough to him to do my job."  She left out the part about how Raven could so easily get in and out, for she had the magic to do so.  Raven never reacted well to criticism, spoken or unspoken.

 

  "Magic."  Raven snarled.  "The very thing I cannot use directly against them because they are still protected."  Ivory filed that little bit of information for future reference.  She wondered who had been strong enough to make Raven powerless to use her magic against them.  "I refuse to accept failure.  My sources tell me that Braern Kakekili has my Book, and you will get it from him.  If you fail, you will die, and it will not be a quick or a pleasant death.  I will make you suffer as you have never suffered before."  Raven pointed her finger at Ivory.

 

  Ivory shoved back her rising panic, now was not the time to lose her head.  Her last imprisonment in the chamber was still etched firmly on her mind and soul, she could not bear to go there again.  "Mistress, I humbly remind you that I am not of Camulodunum blood, I have no magic of my own, nothing to force myself within our target's walls.  Nothing to bend him to my will, to force the location of this Book from his lips."  Ivory held her hands out briefly.  "All I have are these two hands, my quick thinking, and my skill with weapons.  None of my talents will serve me well, if I cannot get anywhere near him, or one that he loves, in order to draw him in and trap him."




  
  "So, Pete,"  Colin said as he slid onto a bar stool, "what the f*ck do you know of her?"

  "She's trouble."  Pete answered without any hesitation.

 


  Colin chuckled.  "Of course she's f*cking trouble, that's what makes her so f*cking attractive to me.  Now tell me what the f*ck you know about her, starting with why the f*ck you let her into the bar before it was open."

  Pete hesitated, then seemed to come to a decision and started talking.  "She caught me as I was coming in, and she held a knife to my throat and told me that if I didn't unlock the door and let her in, she would f*cking slit my throat.  She was quite persuasive in her manner, so I believed her one hundred percent.  We hadn't been inside very long before you came, so I don't really know that much about her, nor do I care to.  I would call the police, but I'm afraid she'll make good on her threat and kill me! I have never met someone like her before, or been so scared in all my life."

  Colin sighed.  "I know.  She was quite glorious."

  The mixologist gave him a funny look.  "If you have a death wish maybe.  I can't believe that you...hit on her like that...and she responded like that!  I thought for sure she was going to cut your heart out, probably even castrate you, instead you two nearly had sex on that chair!"  Pete pointed to the chair in question.

  Colin shrugged.  "She liked me."  Pete looked at him like he was nuts.  Colin grinned at him.  "She f*cking liked me a lot, I can tell these things.  Now, back to..." Colin's phone started to ring.  He looked at the number calling, and growled before he answered it.  "What the f*ck?"


 "There must be another way."  Raven quietly raged.  "I will not be defeated when I am so close to achieving my goal!"

 


   Ivory cowered back, and hated herself for it.  Raven was unpredictable in the best of moods, let alone in the worst.

  Suddenly Raven quieted down, and looked thoughtful for a moment.  "That man in there, who was he?"

  "I don't know what you mean Mistress?"

  "Don't lie to me again, Pet." She said in a silky soft voice.  "You will regret it, I promise you.  Now, the man in that bar, who is he?  Did you think I didn't see you acting the wh*re with him?"

  "It was only my body."  Ivory said tonelessly.  "It is a useful weapon, as you are well aware of, I was merely toying with him."

 
  "If you were only toying with him as you say, then why did you not slit his throat when you were done f*cking" Raven paused on the last word briefly,"playing with him?  Hmm?" Ivory remained silent.  "Well, no matter, as I think about it, I know who he reminds me of, and why.  He is one of them, he is a Kahekili, maybe even the youngest son."

  "I did not ask his name."

  Raven's reptilian eyes lit up gleefully.  "How unlike you Pet.  I believe he is your ticket to his brother.  Verify that I am right about his identity, but I know I am.  Verify it and then use him to get to the brother."

  "I just told him to f*ck off, he is unlikely to want to see me again."

  Raven chuckled.  "Then you will just have to charm him, now won't you Pet?"


  Colin hung up the call and cursed.  "F*ck.  I gotta go, something just f*cking came up and it is going to f*ck with my day.  When she comes the f*ck back here Pete, looking for me, tell her my f*cking name.  She'll find me."  Colin was pretty positive about that.  He didn't know the how or the when, but he was sure they had unfinished business between them, and it was only a matter of time before she looked him up.

 


 "It's your funeral boss, but I hope like h*ll I never see that woman again!"


  "He is not the average man."  Ivory said quietly.

  "Are you saying you cannot do your job?" Raven asked icily.




  "If you want me to carve the answer out of his flesh, then I can certainly do so.  If you insist that no harm as of yet come to them, then I will require time.  He will not dazzle easily."

  "No Pet, no real harm must befall them, until that Book is in my hands.  Very well, I will give you two weeks."

  "Begging your pardon Mistress," Ivory forced the humiliating words out of her mouth, someday she hoped to be free, and she wouldn't have to beg Raven's pardon ever again,"but two weeks will not be long enough.  I need several months, I have a feeling about this one, he will not be so easy to charm."  Ivory regretted her choice of words as soon as she spoke them, but it was too late to take them back.

  "You like him." Raven said with a wicked laugh.  "You like him a lot!  How utterly marvelous, no wonder you did not kill him yet, you weren't done playing.  Well, my little Pet, you may play with the man for a few months, but no longer.  I need that Book.  Use him, have fun with him Precious, and when you are done, cut his heart out and feed it to the sharks.  You know," Raven said conversationally, "there is nothing quite like carving up the body of the one that you like, or if you love him, that is even better!   It is quite...arousing."

  Raven licked her lips.  "Delicious, I loved a Camulodunum once, did you know that Pet?  Yes, it's true, but he did not value me, and in the end I enjoyed taking his life, and that of his wh*re too.  You'll soon see my Pet, that they cannot be trusted."  Raven stroked Ivory's cheek, and Ivory forced herself to endure it.  "F*ck him, then bury him, but do not lose sight of your mission while you enjoy your little pleasures."  Raven's fingers painfully dug into the side of Ivory's face. "Are we clear?"

  "Yes, Mistress." With a wave and a few words, Raven disappeared from sight, leaving Ivory alone.  She frowned darkly.


     She wanted nothing to do with that as*hole, he held some sort of power over her that she didn't understand.  It was a dangerous power, one that could very well be her undoing, her inner alarm was screaming at her.  How to seduce the man, and get him to spill his secrets, while staying coolly detached, that was the question.  It had never been a question before.  She used whatever weapon she needed to get the job done, whether it was her Garrote wire, her blade, or her body.  It really did not matter much to her which one she used, for they all had their own particular pleasure.

  Fury rose in her suddenly, the doubts that jacka*s caused her to have, it was beyond pathetic, it was weak, and intolerable.  She had survived a childhood being raised by the Mistress of H*ll herself, molded and formed inch by excruciating inch, into Raven's right hand assassin.  If she once had a heart, it had long since burnt out of her by the blue fire that licked through her nerve endings in a molten pit of fiery pain.  She had begged for death then, when Raven had used the blue fire on her, but she had never received that kindness or mercy from Raven, only more anguish.

  Her will back in alignment with her purpose, she strode back into the bar, and noted with great satisfaction the look of fear in the barkeeps eyes when he saw her.  She glanced around the room, but did not see the man she was looking for.  "Where is he?" she demanded.  The mixologist stammered and stuttered, until she pulled her blade out and he suddenly shut up as he turned the color of milk toast.  "I won't ask again." Her tone was deadly.

  "His name is Colin."  The mixologist said quickly.  "That's what he told me to tell you.  His name, Colin Kahekili, so that when you went back to look for him..."  Pete jumped out of his skin when Ivory pounded the counter.

  "That f*cking a*shole!" she seethed.  So sure of himself that she would go look for HIM.  It p*ssed her off even more that he was right, she had to go look for him.  It had been a direct order from Raven.


Colin glared at the door.


  When he got his hands on the little sh*t, he was going to f*cking kill him.

  Jacob was sitting on the floor of the jail cell, lost in misery.  It should have gone off without a hitch, if that stupid security guard hadn't just looked in his direction as he was stuffing the socks inside his jacket, he would have been home free.  By now he could have been sitting in the comfort of his own house, playing Attack of the Wererabbits, instead of sitting on the cold hard concrete.

  Well, he could sit on the bed, but the questionable stains on it made him think the floor was a better choice.  Jacob groaned.  Then they had to call his parents, except he didn't have parents plural, he had parent, singular.  Usually his Dad was out of town, and it was his Grandmother that came and bailed him out.  How unlucky for him that his Dad was home this time.  He wasn't sure how his Dad was going to react, but he hoped he got here soon.  Jacob didn't want to stay in the stink hole any longer than he had to.  He just wanted to go home.




  "What the f*ck were you thinking?" His father's voice startled Jacob out of his self pity.

   Jacob swallowed hard as he got to his feet and walked up to his father.  Well, he had always wanted his father's undivided attention, now that he had it, he wasn't so sure he wanted it.  "I needed socks, so I took some." Jacob meant his last words to come out defiantly, but instead his voice cracked as he stared nervously at his father, waiting for his reaction.  He didn't have long to wait.

  Colin snorted. "Dumba*s.  We could buy the whole f*cking store, and you steal stupid a*s socks?"


   His Dad's sarcastic wit was really starting to tick Jacob off.  "It's not any worse than what you've done, and it's not like I tried to steal a car or something, they were just socks."

  Colin folded his arms and smirked at his spawn, who was trying desperately not to look scared, but Colin could see through him in a New York minute.  "Is that so dumb*s?"

  "I wish you wouldn't call me that." Jacob said sullenly.

  "Well, f*ck, you act like a dumba*s, then I have to call you a f*cking dumba*s.  You think people f*cking wake up one day, and say, hey what the f*ck?  Why don't we go f*cking steal a car?  F*cking baby steps Jake, baby steps.  F*ck, why the h*ll didn't you use your f*cking brain?"

  "You mean like you always do?"  Jacob threw the words at him.

  Colin grinned.  "Oh, ho!  You trying to follow in my f*cking footsteps or something?  I thought you f*cking hated my a*s?  Wasn't it you that said you'd rather f*cking die than f*cking turn into me?"  Colin chuckled.

  
  "I'm nothing like you!"

  Colin nodded.  "Ain't that the f*cking truth?  I was never f*cking stupid enough to f*cking steal stuff, especially socks.  What the f*ck?  Socks?  At least f*cking condoms I could f*cking understand."  Colin shook his head.  "Must have f*cking come from your mother's side, stupid a*s b*tch, wh*re." He muttered to himself.

  "I'm not stupid!"

  "Ha!  Who the f*ck is the one behind the f*cking bars?  You've been f*cking caught before, the Officer tells me, many times before, so you're not a f*cking first time offender.  What the f*ck does that mean?  You're f*cking stupid, only a total f*cking moron would go around stealing stupid sh*t.  Are you a f*cking retard?"  Colin yelled at his son.

  Jacob angrily dashed his tears away.  "No!  I'm not!"

  "Prove it, then dumba*s, and pull your sh*t together.  F*ck, do I have to wipe your a*s for you forever?  F*ck."  Colin shifted, and started to walk away.

  "Dad!? Where are you going?"

  Colin turned back to Jacob. "Home."

  "What about me?"

  Colin shrugged.  "You're staying here for a few days."

  Jacob freaked out.


   "Dad!" Jacob panicked.  "You can't leave me here!  The bed is filthy, the walls are grimy, the sink, I can't even imagine what germs are breeding on that thing!  There's rats in the walls Dad!  I can hear them!  And the roaches?  Did you see that roach?  It's the size of small cat!!  I can't stay here...Dad!  Dad!"  Jacob yelled out at the back of his father.

  Colin stopped by the door, and turned to face Jacob.  "Well, f*ck, that should f*cking give you something to f*cking think about, now shouldn't it?"

  "You're not going to seriously leave me here are you?  Grandma never leaves me here!"

  "F*ck, she should have let your a*s sit in here the first time you were f*cking picked up for stealing sh*t, then maybe you would have f*cking smartened up by now.  A few days won't f*cking kill you, and might even be f*cking good for you."  Colin paused, as if thinking about what to say next, before finally saying, "It's what she should have f*cking done with me."  He stared at his son.  "Use this f*cking time wisely, and prove that you're f*cking smarter than your old man."  With that, Colin left, and shut the door firmly behind him.


~<>~


  Jada giggled.  "I can swing higher than you can!"

  "Can not!"  Nickolas pumped his legs harder, trying to keep up with his sister.


  She was silent, he'd give her that, but he seemed to have developed a sixth sense when it came to her, his body was already awake and very aware of her, and she hadn't said a word, or made a noise...yet.  "I wouldn't have taken you for the type that likes little girls."  Colin couldn't help the grin that slid over his face at the sound of her husky voice, though he knew if she saw him smiling it would p*ss her off.  He had known she would find him.   It almost made the trip to the f*cking park worth it.

 

  "I'm not." he assured her, without looking back at her.  She was so skittish, he could sense her indecision, like she was one step from turning around and running away.  He didn't want to risk her taking off, so it was best to play things cool.  Like she didn't affect him at all, and that he could care less if she stayed or left.  Good thing he was a f*cking fantastic actor.  "That female spawn of mine is too much like her f*cking mother, and she drives a hard f*cking bargain."  Colin wouldn't admit to it out loud, but he was f*cking proud of her.  D*mn, the way she had f*cking blackmailed him into taking both her and Nick to the park, it had bordered on f*cking genius.  Even as it had f*cking p*ssed him off.

  Ivory asked, surprised, "The girl is yours?  I wouldn't have taken you as the doting daddy type either."

  Colin shrugged.  "I'm not, I was f*cking shanghaied by a f*cking pint sized mafia boss, she's going to f*cking rule the world some day.  I hope she f*cking enjoys this day, cause I won't f*cking fall for her f*cking blackmail twice."

  Ivory seemed amused.  "You were outwitted by a little girl?"

  "She's not your average f*cking little girl."  Colin answered, darkly.  He pointed to the boy on the swing next to her.  "That's my f*cking spawn too.  He's not as f*cking bright as his f*cking sister, too much of his dumba*s b*tch of a mother in him.  All that softy sh*t that makes me want to f*cking puke."

 
  "Two kids then."  Ivory filed that information away.  There was no telling when it would prove useful.  For as much time as he seemed to stay away from his home, she had thought the kids belonged to his father.  She frowned at herself.  Sloppy work, she should know better than to assume anything.

  "Three, if you're counting.  So, have you come to f*ck and make up?"

  She stiffened.  "Why the h*ll would you think that?"

  "You found me, so obviously you want me for something, must be because you need a good f*ck."  Ivory walked around the bench to face him,  he could see her simmering beneath the surface.  Colin managed to hold his grin back this time, he had her hook, line, and sinker, it was time to reel her in.  "Come on Angel, you know you want it." he taunted her.

  Ivory straddled him. "You want to f*ck?"  She leaned closer to him until her lips were just centimeters away from his. 

 

   "Right here in front of your kids?"

  Colin grinned up at her.  "I'll f*ck you wherever or however you want Angel.  They're busy, and not f*cking paying me any attention anyway."

  "You know," she whispered, as she ran her hands over his shoulders, and down his chest, "I'm picky about who I f*ck."  She brought her hand up to trace his jawline, bringing her lips back to just barely touching his.  Ivory wiggled on his lap, and she felt him clench her a*s in response.  She had pegged him as a hands on guy, and knew her body would be her best weapon of choice for this assignment.  Unfortunately, it seemed her weapon was double edged, she was actually getting turned on, and more than tempted to just f*ck him here.

  But then what?  She would be just another notch to him, and he would walk before she got the information she needed.   Failure was not option, she had to keep him engaged.

 

  "Do tell." he murmured, as he begin to trail kisses down her neck, he placed his hands under her dress, and fingered her panties.  She moaned, and her body jerked involuntarily.  "F*ck, you're so hot." he muttered thickly.

  She nipped at the corners of his mouth, teasing him, and herself, as she rocked her hips back and forth. "I don't f*ck strangers for one."   She whispered.




  
  He slipped his fingers inside her panties.  "Colin, pleased to f*ck you."

  "Ivory," she panted, her body was on fire, begging for release, but she had more important matters than the needs of her body.  She had nearly forgotten her reason for being with him, in the haze of sexual need, and the remembrance of it now, brought her no pleasure.   She had never been this close to the edge before with a target.  Usually it was her getting them into a frenzy, while she coldly f*cked them, and if ordered to do so by Raven, slit their throats, or carve their flesh as they screamed for mercy.  Raven loved to watch Ivory f*ck others, and she loved the pools of blood afterwards even more.

  She pushed on Colin until he was laying on his back, her on top, the position of power and control.  Colin merely cast a wicked grin at her, as he reached up to grab her breasts, but before he could, she leaned down and kissed him, hard. She was melting in a pool of sensation, and heat.  The exquisite pressure was building up inside her, but she summoned her strength, and pulled back, staring into his gorgeous eyes.  What was it about this man in particular, that tempted her so?

  He wound his fingers through her hair, and tugged on her, trying to pull her closer to him again.  If she kissed him again, she would be lost, and her mission a failure.  She could not fail.

 


     She licked her lips.  "I only f*ck those I date." she lied.

    Colin looked at her skeptically.  "Really?"

  "I don't f*ck on the first date either, just so you know."  She made herself pull away from him, and stood up.

Colin sat up, confused.  "What the f*ck does that mean?" 

  "It means Romeo, that you're taking me out to dinner tonight, at 7 pm.  Here's my address."  She wrote down an address and handed it to him.  He took it automatically, then stared at it.  "Don't be late."  She started to walk away.

  "What the f*ck?" Colin yelled out after her.  "Why the f*ck should I f*cking bother with you, when I could f*ck any number of women without f*cking going on a f*cking date?  I don't f*cking do relationships!"  Colin was p*ssed.  How dare the b*tch?

  Ivory turned and gave him a smoldering look.  "I'm well worth it.  Are you, lover boy?  Hmm, well that remains to be seen."

  For the second time in his life, Colin found himself watching a woman walk away from him, the same f*cking woman.  F*ck.  He didn't need her sh*t.  He had f*cking women calling him at all hours of the f*cking night and day, just waiting to be f*cked.  There was no f*cking way he was going to date some b*tch.  He just didn't do relationships, everyone f*cking knew that.  "Come on you little sh*ts!" he yelled to his kids.  "I'm f*cking ready to go."


~<>~


What the f*k was he doing?  He was letting the wrong head lead him around.



  He glared, turned his back to leave, then turned back around.  F*ck.  Why the f*ck couldn't he stop thinking about the f*cking b*tch?  Why the f*ck was he acting like some pansy a*s?  His body was f*cking aching, he hadn't f*cked any one, or jerked off since he met the b*tch.  He was surly, frustrated, and f*cking horny as h*ll.  Sh*t.  He wanted to f*cking walk away, almost as bad as he wanted to f*ck her.

  Instead he felt compelled to rip her front door open, without f*cking knocking, and storm into her house.  Dating.  Him.  F*ck, the world was coming to a f*cking end.  Her feet were propped up on a coffee table, and she was lounging on the couch.  She glanced cooly at the time, and then said flatly.  "You're late."

  Colin glared at her.  "I don't f*cking care.

 


  Ivory gracefully rose to her feet.  "Temper, temper."  She walked towards him, a slight smile on her lips.  "Come along then Romeo, and I'll teach you how to be with a real woman, and not those little girls you've dealt with in the past.  And if you're good," She sidled up to him, "I'll give you a taste of what a f*cking real woman is like."

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Notes:  I just wanted to say thank you again to Jenn, for loaning me her Ivory sim for my story.  Ivory Mist is available to be downloaded here, but you must be registered to see it.  If you are interested in the real Ivory, check out Jenn's thread, where she posts stuff not only about Ivory, but about all of her lovely rainbow sims. =)

  Aaaand---Raven is back!  Way long time ago, I put her on ice so to speak, in case I ever wanted to bring her back.  Raven is back and is pulling Ivory's strings.  And I hope you all got the gist that Raven is a nasty, twisted person, lol  She was referring to Ethan btw, in case that wasn't obvious.  The one she *loved*.  She was chosen to be his Mate, but well, he met Kei, lol, and the rest, as they say, was history.

  I am going to attempt to put some closure to some of my plotlines, since I am getting closer to being finished with this challenge.  What's awful though, is my memory, and I have to keep looking up my own stuff, lol :P  So we'll see how that all goes!

  It's not the first time that Jacob was caught stealing, but it is the first time he actually had consequences for it.  Jacob is his father's son, and he can't resist a challenge, so he'll prove to his father that he is better than him, and this should pretty much keep him on the straight and narrow now.

  Colin and Ivory. *sigh*  They are a challenge to write, but I think of them this way: As two wounded animals, snarling and snapping at each other as they circle around, both drawn in and repelled by each other at the same time.

  Gen goal is social bunny, so Colin has been dutifully making his rounds, like taking his kids to the park for a group outing.  Strangely, they all had a great time, lol  Jada is quite the scheming little munchkin, she has learned what makes her Dad tick.  Nick is really quiet, and likes lots of hugs.  He pretty much follows Jada's lead.  

  I don't have to worry about his fighter goal, Colin takes care of that himself.  I turn my back for 2 seconds, and he's off fighting some guy, they probably disrespected him, lol  He can't stand to be disrespected.



  A few outtakes, just for fun!

  Ivory wonders, why me??






If looks could kill...


  Vampires live...FOREVER!!!  Case in point---here is Tristan Van Gould, alive and well, and still young looking!!  Egads, he buried his wife (Nira Kahekili) eons ago, most of their kids were vamps as well, so they are still running around too.  Genetically, Tristan is Cece's sim. =) 

 


  Thanks for reading!  Next chapter will show Colin as boyfriend material, lol And Ivory as girlfriend material, ha! =D  Will the world end?!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Chapter 71: Made in China

Warning: This chapter has lots of bad language and lots of bad behavior.  Read at your own risk!



  "F*ck"  The trip to China was long and boring as h*ll, and now this sh*t.

 

  Really?  They couldn't have found him a f*cking hotel that didn't have a thousand f*cking stairs?  "Sh*t."  By the time he reached the top, it would be time to f*cking go home again.

  He was hung over, jet lagged, dying for a f*cking cigarette, and all he wanted to see was a f*cking bed and the back of his f*cking eyelids.  He grumpily stomped towards the stairs. 

 



~<>~


  Twenty four hours later, and his mood was a little more improved.  He had laughed at the hotel clerk, Mr.Chan, when he had told Colin everyone rode bicycles here. Bicycles.  F*ck that, he wasn't riding any stupid f*cking bicycle.  It had taken a few hours to locate a motorcycle similar to the one he had home, but with Colin prodding him, Mr. Chan had managed to do so.  Colin had sleep, wheels, and a pack of smokes, now he just needed to find something to do.  He had a whole day to kill.


 
    Imperial City.  A place for Emperors.  Colin parked his motorcycle and jumped off.  It seemed as a good as a place as any to look around.

 
  He was disappointed to realize it was a tourist trap, and the shops were filled with stupid sh*t that only a f*cking sentimentalist would want to buy. Really?  A f*cking Chinese vase?  He could easily find half a dozen of the f*cking things back home, all stamped with Made in China. 

 

  A pair of curved swords caught his eye though, until he realized they too were fake, made in China sh*t.

 


  Even the clerks were f*cking stupid, and just stared at him with their tongues hanging out like some kind of f*cking retard.

 


  He was about to write the whole f*cking day off as a big f*cking waste of his time, when he walked into the last store, a bookstore.  The clerk was even female.  Even if she ended up being stupid as sh*t it wouldn't matter to him, females he could work with, and maybe his f*cking day wouldn't be so f*cking wasted after all.

 
  Colin had never really understood why he held such appeal to the opposite sex, but he didn't really care about the whys either.  He only knew that he was irresistible to females.

  He didn't care if they were married, engaged, or single.  He didn't care if they had kids, lived in a hovel, or even what their names were.  He only cared about one thing.  How quickly he could f*ck them, and then forget them.

  He was almost bored with how easy it all was.

 

  At least a quick f*ck in the water closet relieved some of his frustrations.

 

  He was done with the sight seeing, and ready to move on.  It was too early to go back to his hotel room, he wasn't in the mood for any more Chinese, but he was hungry.  He had seen some cherry trees outside of the town limits, so he stopped to pick some.

 
  The next morning he got his a*s handed to him on a platter, and by a female who had the temerity to grin at him afterwards.  It p*ssed him off, and he tried again, and again, and again, but she somehow used his strength against him each time.  "F*ck!" he snarled, as he picked himself up again.

  "You slow learner." she observed.

  "How the f*ck do you do that?  I never lost a fight before today, it's f*cking humiliating."

  She shook her head slightly.  "We no fight, we spar, see?  You have too much emotion, not enough discipline."

 

  "That's your f*cking professional opinion, is it?"

  She nodded, then she spoke softly,  "You very angry man, you must push anger away.  The fire of anger, only burns the angry.  My name is Wu, I teach Wu Ying Tao, the formless way.  We bend, we move, we use others' energy, redirect it, make it our own."

  Colin stared at her.  "You can teach me to kick your a*s?"

  She laughed and her eyes sparkled with glee.  "Maybe, that is up to you.  Will you be able to handle my class?"  She shrugged.  "Only time will tell."

  Colin stiffened.  Be able to?  What the f*ck?  Like there was some doubt?  Of course he could.  He could f*cking handle what the h*ll ever she sent his f*cking way.  He narrowed his eyes.  "You're on."  He could f*cking do this, with his eyes f*cking shut and both hands f*cking tied behind his back.

  She grinned at him again.  "You too predictable.  We work on that."

  And work on it he did, for weeks and weeks, he used the training dummy, and sometimes he wondered which one was the dummy.  It was only sheer stubbornness that kept him from walking.  No f*cking female was going to get the best of him.

 



  Until one day, it just clicked.  All the words and teachings that Wu had taught him day after day, week after week, finally sunk in.  D*mn.  He was a f*cking slow learner.




  He found Wu in the outdoors garden.  He grabbed her and pulled her into his arms, and kissed her hard.

 

  When he pulled back slightly, both of them were breathing hard, and her eyes were wide.  "F*ck.  I figured it out, Wu.  I can f*cking kick your a*s tomorrow, but tonight, I'll settle for f*cking your a*s."  He hadn't f*cked anyone in weeks, it was a new record for him, and not one that he had set out to accomplish either.

  He had spent countless f*cking hours, hacking and chopping at a hunk of wood that clobbered him back instead, determined that he would not be beat, and he hadn't been.  He had won!  With euphoria racing through his blood, he felt like f*cking superman, which only made him feel edgier, in need of the release that only f*cking gave him.

  Wu didn't question, but just followed him to the showers, where he f*cking showed her who was actually in charge.

 
 
  Before he left China, Wu gifted him with his own training dummy, so that he could practice at home she said.  Not lose his discipline or concentration.  He kissed her one last time, before boarding his flight home.  Home.  He sighed.  He both missed it, and dreaded it.

 
~<>~


 As soon as he stepped in the door, he was accosted by a bigger version of his daughter, Jada.  "Daddy!  You're home!"  She hugged him quickly, then pulled away before he could push her away.  "You're home just in time!" she said excitedly.

 

 "In time for what?" he asked cautiously.

  "To take us to the City Park of course!"  His boys came crashing down the stairs, and skidded to a stop in front of him.  Jada grabbed Colin's arm before he could form a protest, and the boys pushed him from behind as they half dragged, half pushed him down to the City Park.  He must still be jet lagged, that had to be the only f*cking reason why he had allowed himself to be dragged to a stupid f*cking park.

  But he wasn't f*cking happy about it.

 

  Then he spotted a woman, and suddenly his mood improved.  "Okay, you little sh...maggots, here's some money, go buy yourselves a lollipop or something, what the h*ll ever, just f*cking scram."





  "But Daddy!" Jada said, uncertainly, "Don't you want to spend time with us?  You just got home!"

  "I ain't no f*cking baby."  Jacob yelled.  "I don't eat lollipops."

  Nick just silently watched.

  "F*ck no, I'd pick f*cking a woman over you little sh...maggots any day.  Eat lollipops or eat dirt, f*ck, I don't care.  Just stay the h*ll away from me, you little sh...maggots really cramp my style.  F*ck." he muttered as he walked away.

  He approached the woman in question, and whispered a few words in her ear.  She giggled, and allowed him to lead her back behind some bushes, where he showed off his life saving techniques.

 


  "What did I do?"  Jada asked her brothers.

  Jacob hugged her.  "Nothing Jada, Dad is just a big fat jerk."

  "He's not fat."  Nick interjected.

  "What's he doing in those bushes?"  She got on her tippy toes, trying to look over the bushes.  "They sure are making a lot of noise back there."

  Jacob pulled her back.  "He's gross too.  Let's go see if we can get some cotton candy or something, okay?"

  She shrugged.  "Okay."

 
~<>~


  "I really think you should consider remarrying.  While you and Natalie weren't the best match, I believe there is someone out there that will fit you perfectly.  You won't know unless you try, and look, and your kids could really use the stability."  Alder could barely believe those words were coming out of his mouth.  It must be the end of the world!  Wouldn't his mother be proud to hear those words though, and his Dad would....  Alder sighed sadly.  His Dad would just grin at him, and wink.  He missed his parents.  While his mother was alive and well, he rarely ever saw her.  At one time he would have considered that a blessing.  "Colin?  Are you listening?"

 

  In response, Colin laughed, hysterically.  "Grandpa, you have some funny notions.  The last f*cking thing I need is a f*cking wife.  What a pain in the a*s they are, almost as bad as f*cking maggots.  At least the maggots will f*cking grow up and move away someday.  A wife?  F*ck no."

 

  Alder smiled at him, not taking any offense to his words.  He remembered how he used to think, and how things might have been different if he hadn't been so adamant about thwarting his mother, instead of just focusing on what he actually wanted.  All those wasted years, he would not wish that on anyone, let alone his grandson.  Alder would learn from his mother's mistake though, and he wouldn't push it.  "Well, I still think it would be a good idea.  Just keep it in mind, okay?"

  Colin rolled his eyes.  "Whatever you say Grandpa."

  Later that night, Jacob walked outside by himself.  He stared moodily at the surrounding water, he wanted to be alone on his birthday, and outside was the only place he could find.  He didn't want to deal with the pitying looks from his grandparents, or great grandparent, and he really didn't want to deal with his Dad's sh*t.




  He picked up a rock, and threw it into the water.  He stared into it's murky depths.  Why him?  Why did he have to have the world's most f*cked up father?


~<>~


 She was the first thing he saw when he walked into the bar.




  It was a seedy little dive on the northern tip of Dragon Valley, and Colin had just bought it out a few weeks ago.  He spent a lot of time in places like this, he didn't see why he couldn't hang out and make money at it at the same time.   He sure as f*ck spent enough money in them.

  He let his eyes follow the curve of her spine, down the short skirt that barely covered her firm a*s, to her sexy long legs.  F*ck yeah.  He wanted some of that.  She was talking to the mixologist, Pete, her voice was husky, but smooth as silk.  He was instantly enchanted.  Who the f*ck was this angel?  And how did she end up in his bar when it didn't open yet for another two hours?

  He came up behind her, she instantly stiffened, but he ignored that, and wrapped one arm around her, pulling her in closer to his warmth.  He loved the way she smelled, of sea and sunshine, and sand, and danger.  F*ck yeah, he loved the aroma of danger.  He whispered in her ear.  "If you're looking for a job Angel, then you're hired."

  She turned in his arms, fire in her eyes, and he got his first look at her.  Whatever she was going to say to him  though, died on her lips, as she stared back at him.

 

  F*ck.  She was magnificent.  The air crackled around them.  She slowly licked her lips, and boldly let her eyes wander down his body, taking him in as he had done to her earlier.  He casually pushed away from her, and gave her his cocky smile, trying to mask the mass confusion that ran through his brain.  Why the h*ll did he react so strongly to her?  F*ck.  Beyond wanting a piece of a*s, he never reacted to a woman like this, she f*cking overloaded his senses, the only thing that made him feel a little better, was that she was obviously affected too, and trying her best not to f*cking show it either.

  He sat down on a nearby chair, and affected an aura of calmness he did not feel.  "F*cking mute, huh?  You just may be the most f*cking perfect woman I have ever seen in that case."

  That kicked the fire up in her eyes.  She walked towards him, and Colin couldn't look away even if he had wanted to, when she got within a foot of him, she crossed her arms and tilted her head slightly.  "Is that so?  I would think a guy such as you would get off hearing his woman scream his name while she's being f*cked by him, instead of laying there mute."




  "Is that an invitation Angel?  Shall we prove your point?  I'm f*cking ready whenever you are."

  "Does that line usually work for you?"  Her words were scornful, but he could see the desire she tried to hide behind the scorn.  She was as f*cking hot for him as he was for her.

  He shrugged.  "Usually."

  "So, what, they just drop their panties," Ivory gracefully shimmied out of hers, giving him hints of her body but not letting him fully see, "and then they straddle you," she climbed onto his lap, "and then what?" She rocked her hips, rubbing her body against his, drawing a moan from herself and him.

  "Sh*t."  He grabbed her a*s, needing to feel more of her as she threaded her hands in his hair and tugged on him.


 
 
  "Then what Stud?" she huskily whispered in his ear.  "Do you just f*ck, like an animal?"  She rubbed against him again, and nipped at his neck. He let one hand slip up her skirt, and skim her thighs, stroking higher and higher, her breathing hitched.  Colin was afraid that if he didn't get his pants off f*cking now, he was going to f*cking disgrace himself.

  To his shock, she abruptly stood up, and fluffed her hair.  "Well, as amusing as all of this has been, I've got an appointment to go to."  She waved her fingers at him, and blew him a kiss.  "F*ck you a*shole."  she said as she sashayed away. 




   Colin watched her leave, bemused.  His body was still rock hard and aching, and demanding release.  He knew he could finish the job himself, or find another girl within minutes, but neither idea appealed to him.  He wanted the one that had just jacked him up, but had then walked away from him, and he had stupidly watched her go like a f*cking moron.  If he'd had his sh*t together, he would have followed her.   

  For the first time in longer than he cared to remember, he was p*ssed that he didn't even get her name.  How the f*ck could he find her?  Or should he let her find him?  He was rather well known, while he had never seen her before.


 
  What the f*ck was she doing in his bar anyway?  She wasn't looking for a job, since she didn't exactly jump at his offer.  And how the h*ll had she gotten in?  Pete must have let her in, did that mean Pete knew who she was?  He turned to look at his mixologist, who was staring at him with a sort of horrified fascination.


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Notes:  Dun Dun Dun!  So enters my mysterious character.  Who is she?  What's her name?  What does she want?  What is she up to?  Haha, all of that you'll find out later.  I promise she is a big part of the story, and Colin is about to meet his match! =D  I cannot tell you how excited I am about this storyline, I only hope I write it well enough, lol :P  I have been steadily taking pictures for it, for weeks now, so that when I was ready to write it, most of the pictures would already be done.  Now I just need the words, lol

  I also want to say a big thank you to Jenn, for letting me use her sim, I really appreciate it!  She's perfect for this role. 

  I laughed when I saw Alder go up to Colin and start talking about marriage, that was too funny, and of course I had to write that in. Elly really would have loved it, she's off in fairy land though, still grieving the loss of her Reilly.

  Colin has advanced pretty quickly with the Martial Arts skill (Mostly because Wu seemed to imply he couldn't, and that is like waving a red flag at a bull for Colin.), which is good, he's gonna need it later.    =)

  And----sorry all, I couldn't help myself, I had to write all those bad puns! lol :P  Resistance was futile...

  Next chapter you will all learn a lot more about my mystery girl.  I'm almost done with writing it, I'm still trying to nail down one particular scene...

  Thanks for reading!!