Monday, September 23, 2013

Chapter 68: Moonlight Madness

  Warning: This chapter has lots of bad language and lots of bad behavior.  Read at your own risk!

   It was yet another exciting Economics class.


"Sh*t."  If Colin had to listen to one more lecture from Professor Dumb*ss, he just might kill him.

  "Class, may I have your attention please?" the Professor said in his nasally voice.  "Class?"

  The professor was a reject.  Well, all the professors were rejects, in Colin's humble opinion.  Colin walked past the seats, the sleeping students, and the two morons running their yap, and jumped up in front of the podium.  It was time to liven things up a a bit.  He tapped on the microphone.  "Excuse me, losers?  Yeah, I'm talking to you, hey!, the f*cking dumbsh*ts standing in the middle of the aisle, sit the f*ck down."


  "Mr. Kahekili, while I appreciate your willingness to get the class settled, that is hardly your job, and the foul language is not appreciated!"


  "F*ck you."  Colin said pleasantly.  "Now class, listen the f*ck up, I am going to give the Economics lecture today, and there will f*cking be a test.  If you fail, I'll f*cking kick your ass.  Are we clear?"


  All the students nodded their heads yes.  "Excellent." Colin told them.  "Now, listen the f*ck up..."  Colin went on to tell in great length and detail how to improve their kama simtra skill to a rapt audience and a sputtering professor, both of which, were taking notes. 


  Colin grinned to himself.  She looked so peaceful like, sleeping the morning away.  He pulled his megaphone out.  It was the perfect scenario for a great prank!


   "Time to get the f*ck up sleeping beauty!"


  Natalie screeched as she threw the covers off in a panic.  "Colin?!"

   Colin started laughing hysterically.  She smacked his arm.  "You're a jerk!"

  Colin's eyes glinted.  "You're f*cking hot when you're pissed off."

  "You think I'm going to have sex with you after the way you just woke me up?"

  "Why waste a perfectly good opportunity to f*ck?" he murmured.  "There's a bed, there's you, there's me..."

  "What a charmer." she pouted, still she couldn't stop the shiver of desire that ran through her when he turned his full magnetic gaze on her.  "I'm pissed at you." she said, though in truth, she found it so hard to stay mad at him.  He was like a drug to her, she couldn't seem to get enough.  She had never felt this way about a guy before.


  She nibbled on her lip.  "I have to take a shower."

  "Even better."


  "Lets spend the day together."  Natalie said, as they were drying off.

  Colin rolled his eyes.  "F*ck no, I've got stuff to do."

  "Like what?"

  "What are you, my f*cking mother?" Colin asked irritably. "None of your d*mn business."

  Natalie bit her lip, she couldn't bear the thought that he might be meeting up with another girl, that he might be f*cking someone else.  She felt both clingy and weepy.  She wanted to demand that he stay with her.  "We could spend the day in bed?" she pleaded.

  Colin looked at her.  "Greedy little b*tch ain't you?"

She sidled up closer to him, and ran her fingers down his bare chest, stroking lower and lower.  "Please Colin?"  She had a plan to tie him to her forever.  All she had needed was a pin.

  He caught her hand.  "Maybe I have time for one more f*ck."


  Natalie sighed heavily.  She had been unsuccessful in her bid to keep Colin at her side all day.  She stared at her phone, and willed it to ring.  He had said he's call when he was done.  With whatever he had been doing.  She tried not to think too hard about what he had been up to.


   She stared at her phone again.  Ring darn it!

  "Nat, are you sure he's going to call?" her friend, Georgia, asked her.

  "He said he would." she answered stubbornly.

  "Good luck with that."  Georgia said.  "I'm starving though, so I'm going to go get something to eat.  Call me later?"

  "Sure, sure."  Natalie said, distracted.  Natalie sighed again, as she watched her friend Georgia leave.  Georgia didn't understand Natalie's obsession with Colin, but Georgia hadn't met Colin yet either.  Natalie intended to keep it that way too.  She wandered around the lawn, trying to waste a few more minutes of time.  It was driving her insane, the thought of what he might be doing, and who he was doing it with.  She stopped, and looked at her phone.  "Why won't you call d*mn it!?" She said out loud, frustrated.

  "Expecting a call are we?"

  Natalie shrieked, then turned around.  "Colin!  You startled me!"


  "I was waiting for you to call me, you said you would, remember?"

  Colin shrugged.  "I left my phone at home.  Are you ready?"

   All this time, and his phone was at home?  She felt like shrieking at him again, but knew that wouldn't get her anywhere, other than dumped on her a*s.  So she smiled at him instead, a little over bright maybe, but still a smile.  "Yeah."

  She was expecting a ride on his motorcycle, he rode an 1100 Ninja at breakneck speed, that scared the death out of her.  Natalie thought that Colin enjoyed that too much, freaking her out, the mirrors fold back at 150 mph he would boast, and then he would prove it, with her on the back of the Ninja.  Colin surprised her though, and they walked instead, to a near by movie theater.  She looked at him, quizzically. 

  "Have you ever f*cked in a movie theater before?"  He grinned at her.

  "You're kidding, right?" she stuttered.  He didn't answer but grabbed her hand, and headed for the ticket booth.  "Two tickets to..." Colin looked at the movie titles.  Which one would have the emptiest theater, that was the one he wanted.

  "I wanted to see Crazy Love."  Natalie whispered.

  "Is that a chick flick?"

  "Well, yeah, I suppose..."

  "Perfect.  It ought to be deader than a doornail in there.  Two tickets for Crazy Love."

  90 minutes later...

  "I wasted my money on that movie."

  "What movie?  You were too busy getting under my skirt to pay attention to the actual movie."

  Colin shuddered. That was the worst movie ever, and he had only seen, maybe five minutes of it.  Tops.  "Never again." he vowed.


  "Let's go grab something to eat.  A man can not live on f*cking alone."  Natalie rolled her eyes, but followed Colin to a greasy spoon diner.  The diner was closing as they walked up, but Colin managed to charm the owner into a couple of hamburgers.  He wolfed his down, but Natalie gingerly picked at hers.  The smell of the grease was turning her stomach.

  As they were getting ready to leave, another student walked up and started yelling about their inappropriate state of dress.  "What is your problem?" Natalie asked.


  Colin yawned.  "He's a f*cking moron, that's his f*cking problem.  He's just lucky I happen to be in a good mood right now, the f*cking idiot." 

  That night Colin fell asleep first, Natalie took advantage of that and curled up behind him.


  When he awoke in the morning, Colin was pissed when he discovered she was still in his room.  "What the hell are you doing?"  He demanded to know.

  "Well, I..." Natalie stammered.

  "Don't f*cking stay in here unless I tell you to b*tch!"  Colin yelled.

  Natalie was starting to get mad.  "What the hell ever Colin." she said.  "You aren't the end all and be all you know."


    "Then why don't you get the f*ck out of here?"

  "Fine, I will.  As*hole."  She slammed the door behind her and stomped down the hall.  He was such a jerk.  Why couldn't she have fallen for a nice guy?  What was it about Colin that drew her so?  She didn't understand him, didn't she do anything that he wanted?  When he wanted?  What else could she do?


     She frowned.  There had to be a way to reach him, to get him to see that all he needed, was her.  If what she hoped for happened, it just might be the ammunition she needed to convince him of that.

Colin meanwhile had wandered downstairs, and he ran into Jake.  "Hey, heard you fighting with Nat about the sleeping arrangements."


    "Stupid b*tch." Colin grumbled.  "Give them an inch, and they take a mile.  If I just let her stay with me any old time, in her imaginings, she'd have me married off to her with half a dozen kids.  F*ck that sh*t, I'd have to be a lunatic to get married."  Jake raised an eyebrow.  "Shut the f*ck up." he told Jake.

  Jake grinned at him.  "Did I say a word"  Colin glared at his friend.

  "I'm going to Janette's party.  See you around loser."  Colin turned his back and began to walk away.

  Jake chuckled.  "I'll see you at the party Colin."

  Colin found out that Janette was messy, and left filthy moldering clothes all over the floor.


    Colin didn't care what state of cleanliness her dorm was in.  He even helped her add to her piles of clothing on the floor.

  What he did care about was the f*cking pervert that came into the room and watched them f*ck.  He wouldn't have bothered taking Janette into a room if he had been in the mood for exhibitionism, but the jack*ss had stared stupidly at him when Colin had barked at him to leave the f*cking room.  He was going to rip him a new a*shole, disrespect was not tolerated.

  After he wiped the floor with that f*cking disrespectful pervert, Colin headed outdoors to clear his head.  He found Rom outside, by himself, poking at a large bonfire.

  "Rom, what the hell are you doing out here by yourself?  Where'd everyone go?"

  Rom glanced up, and squinted at Colin.  "Is that you Col?"  Rom said, or at least that's what Colin thought the slurred words meant. 


    "What the f*ck are you on?"

  "it's just an herb Col, all natural f*cking herb."  Rom started laughing, as if that was the funniest thing he had ever heard or said in his entire life.  "A f*cking herb." he chortled some more.

  Colin sighed.  "What the hell did you take?"

  "A f*cking..."

  "...herb."  Colin finished for him.  "Yeah, you already said that.  What's the name of the f*cking herb Rom?"

  "Don't know."  Rom chuckled.  "I f*cked Blake."

  Colin rolled his eyes.  "Everyone has f*cked Blake Rom."

  "You haven't."

  "Did too.  Just the other night.  I'm trying to f*cking forget about it because the f*cking condom broke.  Now, what the hell is the herb called Rom?"

  Rom's glassy eyes stared back at Colin, he threw some powder into the fire, turning the fire a strange color.

    "It's an herb that makes you horny." Rom laughed.  "I didn't believe them, so I sniffed it on a dare, it's activated in the smoke you smell.  It f*cking works too, I was so f*cking horny, I f*cked Blake right there, in front of everyone.  I didn't care, oh man, and the high..."

  "F*ck that sh*t Rom, I don't need a f*cking herb to do that."

  "Not all of us are f*cking superman Col."

  The strange smoke circled near Colin.  "I never said I was superman."

  "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and he can do no f*cking wrong."  Rom said bitterly.  "I f*ck up once, and my heart is delivered to me on a f*cking platter."

  The smoke curled around Colin's nose, it had a tangy spicy scent to it, and actually smelled pretty good.  He could feel his heart begin to race.  "What the hell are you talking about?  You're not making any f*cking sense Rom."  He ducked down under the smoke, so that the scent would stop messing with his mind and his body.

  "I told her I f*cked another girl."  Rom cried.

  "You stupid a*shole."  Colin grumbled.  "You never do that.  Come on buddy, let's get you back to the dorm,"  Colin helped Rom stagger away from the fire, "and I'll help you get her back, if you want her back.  Personally, I think you're better off without the b*tch."

  "I have more of the herb if you want some?"

  Colin shook his head no.  "I don't need that f*cking crutch, thank you very much.  I'm doing f*cking fine on my own."


  "Power to the People!  Power to the People!"  Colin chanted.  The crowd chanted with him.


  Colin waved to all of his fans.  He had quite a following now, several thousand students flocked to hear every protest he staged, and he staged quite a few.

  Blake was one of his biggest fans, she just had to figure out how to tell him she was pregnant, and that there was a pretty good chance the baby was his.  Or it could be Rom's, but the timing was off.  She was pretty sure it is was Colin's.  Mostly sure anyway.  It had to be his.  Definitely.


  Now how to broach the subject with him?  He was pretty cagey whenever she mentioned any words like marriage, engagement, commitment, or baby.  Especially if she mentioned meeting her parents, she had only done that once, the first time they had made love, but he had looked at her like she had sprouted an alien head.  What he said next, she would never repeat.  He could be quite a jerk when he put his mind to it.

  Her parents were going to kill her though.  If she came home with a baby.  So, she couldn't go home with a baby, Colin would simply have to take care of it.  That's all there was to it.  He was the father after all.  Well, she was pretty sure he was the father.

  "F*ck marriage!"  Colin started chanting.


  Blake frowned at his angry words.  Her Mama always told her to start with what works, and Blake knew what worked with Colin.  She had to put him in a good mood first, let him know how much she enjoyed his passionate rantings.  Hmmm, maybe rantings was not the word she was looking for?

  In the end, she just decided to let her body do the talking, it always spoke best for her.  And it wasn't like she was going to get more pregnant than she already was.


  It also had the added bonus of greatly agitating her roommate Natalie.  Natalie had tried multiple times to warn Blake away from Colin, she spoke a bunch of nonsense about how Colin was Natalie's.  Blake knew better than that.  Colin didn't belong to Natalie anymore than he belonged to Blake.  Blake had the advantage over Natalie though, she didn't want a real relationship with him.  He was fun in bed, the elevator, the closet, the beach, wherever they happened to be, she had a great time with him, but she wasn't ready to settle for one person either.  Natalie was stupid enough to want more.  Silly girl.

  All Blake wanted was for him to take the baby, so that she wasn't disinherited by her parents.  The horror of that idea had kept her awake for days, worrying about it.  Blake cut off from the family fortune?  Blake having to get a real job and work?  No way.  This baby was all Colin's responsibility, not hers.  She could get rid of it, but she had heard too many horror stories of botched abortions.  No way was she going to die before she inherited her parents' money.

  They had no sooner had sex her bed, when Colin jumped off the bed and said he had to leave, and her opportunity to talk to him left.  Blake sighed.  What was a girl to do?  She would simply have to have sex with him again another day, and try to tell him then.

  Early the next morning, Natalie made a beeline for the toilet.


  She puked and puked, she puked so much she was sure she had puked her lungs up.  It sure felt that way anyway.


    When her body finally stopped heaving, she flushed the toilet and laid her head on the cool porcelain.  She felt awful, miserable.  She smiled faintly.  She hoped it was proof that she was carrying Colin's child.  Then she could get him away from that blonde bimbo Blake.  It made her furious when Colin locked Natalie out of his bedroom, and she could hear him having sex with Blake.  Just last night he had been with her.  The only satisfaction she got, was that he had not stayed overnight with Blake either, but he had left the house to attend yet another party.

  She took a deep breath, she decided she wasn't going to wait until she was absolutely certain she was pregnant.  She was going to go ahead and talk to Colin about the baby right away.  Step one, was to track him down, which proved to be more difficult than she had expected, by the time she had found him, it was nearly dark, and he was embroiled in another fight.


  "As*hole, think I'm such a coward now?"  Colin yelled.  "I was going to ignore your complete stupid f*cking idiocy, but then you had to go and f*cking open your big f*cking a*s mouth!"

  Natalie watched dispassionately as Colin pulverized his latest victim, leaving behind a bloody sobbing mess that begged for Colin's forgiveness, and mercy.  She had seen it so many times, silly guys they always thought that they could beat him.  When Colin had finished with him, Natalie called out his name.  He turned and looked at her, shrugged, and then he swaggered her way.

  Natalie smiled to herself.  He was in a good mood, that boded well for her.  Another factor in her favor, tonight was the Full Moon, a little Full Moon lunacy may just help out her cause.  "Hey Doll."  Colin kissed her, and Natalie melted right away.


  He pulled back.  "What brings you out here?"

  She smiled nervously.  "Well, I have something important to tell you."

  "You got a boob job?"  He smiled.  "I could tell you know, that your boobs are bigger."

  She blushed.  "No, not exactly.  I mean, yeah, my breasts are bigger now, but not because of any breast enhancement surgery."

  "I love it when you talk dirty." he whispered in her ear.

  "Colin, " she moaned, "I'm trying to talk to you about something really important, and you are distracting me!"

  "Talking is not my thing, but distraction definitely is."

 He nuzzled her neck, and Natalie moaned again.  "Colin, listen, I have important news to share."

    Colin lifted his head.  "Hmm?"


  Natalie took a deep breath and blurted out.  "I'm going to have your baby."  She felt him instantly stiffen up, and try to pull away, but she stubbornly held on, and began to talk.  Her next words were critical, and she had thought long and hard about what to say, what words would persuade him, and she had come to only one conclusion.  She mentally crossed her fingers, and prayed that her idea would work out.  "Col, I was talking to your friends and all, and even Blake, and I told them that maybe you might marry me, cause I'm having your baby and all, you know?  But they all said that you were too scared to get married." She noticed his eyes had narrowed, that was a good sign, she kept right on talking though, and didn't even pause for a breath.  "I told them what nonsense, Colin isn't too scared to get married, he isn't scared of anything!  But then Edward said, you remember him?"

  Colin scowled.  "I remember him."  The Dean's f*cking son, who shot his mouth off all the time, and the one person that Colin couldn't touch, or he would be thrown out of University immediately.  Not only thrown out of University, but thrown into jail.  The a*shole knew it too, and used every opportunity he could to needle Colin.  Colin was counting the days until Graduation day, once he had his diploma in hand, Edward was going to be eating his own f*cking balls.

  "Edward said he knew you were a coward, and everyone else would know too, once you refused to get married to me and..."

Colin forcefully pulled away, and began to pace.  "That f*cking pr*ck, what an a*shole.  He doesn't know a f*cking thing."

  "He has his followers."  Natalie pointed out.

  Colin gritted his teeth.  What did he care what some pimply faced pr*ck had to say about him?  Except, d*mn it all, he did care.  A lot.  "F*ck me."  Colin clenched his teeth.  "Oh, hell, you actually want to get hitched to me?"

  "I do."

  "It'll be on your head then."  Colin warned her.  "I'll make a f*cking terrible husband, and I'll insist that while this marriage lasts, you can only f*ck me."

  Natalie nodded.  "I only want you." She assured him.  "Will you make the same promise?" she asked hopefully.

  "F*ck no, I'm a f*cking free spirit and no f*cking female is going to tie me down.  But feel free to walk the f*ck away, if my terms don't f*cking meet your expectations, and dumba*s won't be able to say a word against me."

  Natalie swallowed.  It was less than she hoped for, but at least he was going to marry her.  She could work on the rest later.  "Okay Colin."

  "I must be f*cking out of my mind to consider this." he said angrily.  "Well, let's get it over with."

  It wasn't the most romantic thing she had ever heard, but she would take it.


Notes: I found out that yes, you can have your sim lecture while the Professor is lecturing.  Since it was Colin, he chose to lecture about the Kama Simtra skill, his skill level is pretty high.  Since it is a custom skill though, I think the interaction was a bit glitched.  Because suddenly the whole room full of sims were at level 10 KS skill, within a few sim minutes.  Then the rest of the time Colin was at University I got non stop notices about other sims getting it on, the students went out and practiced, did their homework, lol  It was all too amusing!

   True story, my husband owned an 1100 Ninja, and he was crazy on that thing.  And the mirrors did fold back at 150 miles/hr.  How do I know?  Ha, I was on the back once when he went that fast, let me just say that was NOT fun, lol  Freaked me out, the way he dodged and ducked through heavy 5 o clock traffic, and everything was such a blur going by, the wind was a killer, trying to keep my head up and not fall off the bike.  It literally felt like it was going to peel me off.  I think my hands were frozen to his jacket, lol  Ah yes, the good old days, when we were young and dumb and didn't have kids yet! :P

I decided that is wouldn't make that much sense that all the sims that Alder, Lia, and Monty had gone to school with were still there and young, lol  I had deleted their University town, so this one is the default one, but that would have looked strange.  So I added a few of my own sims in.  One is Blake, she's my edited version of a sim from Hidden Springs.

  Natalie is another, but she is not my sim.  I wish I could remember which sim I based her off of, but I cannot, and the original is no longer in my sim bin.

  Colin did marry Natalie, probably won't last long, lol, but for the moment they are married.  Lunatic embrace was their favorite thing to do during the full moon---so I thought I'd take advantage of their lunacy and get him hitched while I still could, lol :P

  I was playing around with Traveler and Woohooer, I had heard it was possible to have pregnancies and children via the mods, but with SP and the castes thrown in, it was tricky!  But yes, Colin has two kids coming.  I hope, lol  Putting me at 3 kids so far.  I'll give a little hint, he's not done having kids yet!  ;)

  A few outtakes:

  "Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique..."

  -The Streak by Ray Stevens

  Sorry Nicole, you are doomed to be unhappy---the tag even says so----


 Thanks for reading! =D I should be wrapping up Colin's University days hopefully by next chapter, and then the real fun begins!  I'm on pins and needles I am so excited about it.  It will be pose intensive and staged; I'll be using a different save than my main legacy save to take all the pictures, so that no rules are broken, lol

Monday, September 9, 2013

Chapter 67: Not a Hero

  Warning: Lots of bad behavior, language, and a butt shot.  Read at your own risk!

  "Hi!  I'm Natalie, one of your new roommates.  I'm also the student body president, and I want to extend a warm welcome to Llama University, home of the Llamas."  Natalie was the perky, cheerleader type, Colin decided, guaranteed to drive him f*cking nuts, unless he gave her mouth something better to do than jabber at him.

   He noticed how tight and short her pink skirt was, coupled with her high pink heels, she was one hot chick.  He could tell the attraction went both ways, Colin had been with so many females, he could read the f*ck me signs on them like a f*cking billboard.  The way her eyes roamed over his body, her blushes, how she licked her lips, and leaned ever so slightly towards him...

  He didn't understand exactly what it was about him that drove women crazy, but he wasn't complaining, f*ck no, he f*cking gloried in it.  Good girls or bad, it didn't matter, they all fell effortlessly into his bed, they offered, and he took.  He made sure that he satisfied each girl that he f*cked, physically anyway.  Emotional was out of the question.  "How warm?" he asked her.


  Natalie stared at him blankly.  "Whatever do you mean?"

  Colin shrugged.  "A f*ucking warm welcome to me is if you stripped down and..." he whispered something in her ear.

  She blushed scarlet red, and stuttered a bit, looking for something to reply to that.  She looked at him nervously, and then she grinned, as if she had finally figured something out. "Oh, you're a funny guy, aren't you?  Ha ha, that was really, uh, funny."

  "F*ck no, I was totally f*cking serious.  Are you game?"

  "You were...serious?"  Natalie asked, shocked.  "You just come right up to a perfect stranger and ask her, ask her, if she wants, well," Natalie blushed some more, "I can't believe your temerity in even asking..." She huffed, flustered, "I've never done oral sex at all," she stated primly, "let alone with a stranger!"  She glared at him.


  Her eyes were f*cking eating him alive though, she just wanted to play the f*cking game, start off with all the f*cking niceties that meant sh*t, but Colin didn't do games. "F*ck baby, you turn me on with that f*cking prissy attitude.  I'd be more than happy to initiate you into the delights of uh, what did you call it?  Oral sex." He mocked her words. Colin had figured out pretty early in his life, that the worse he treated them, the more they loved it, and the more they craved him.  They had f*cked in the head thinking, but it worked in his favor, besides, he just didn't do nice.  "Or we could just f*ck."

  She screeched.  "I cannot believe you just said that!  I'll have you know that I am not," she stumbled in her words, "I'm not that type of girl.  And..."  Colin tuned her out, here was the blah, blah, blah, part, where they each tried to convince him of their virginal stellar qualities.  It was all bullsh*t, all he had to do was wait until she got all those f*cking words out of her system, and then he'd shut her the f*ck up...Colin style.


  She was f*cking long winded, he'd give her that.  He noticed his two buddies, and some other people he hadn't met yet, watching them through the curtains.  F*cking b*tch, maybe he would make her beg him first.  He sighed, after several more minutes of listening to her bullsh*t, he'd had enough.  It was time to shut her the f*ck up.  He leaned in, and planted a kiss on her lips, shutting off the flow of her words.


   He took his time, kissing her, keeping his hands to himself, and just let their lips and tongue touch and meet.  He could feel the moment she surrendered to him, and he pulled back.  She stared at him, then as predictable as the rest, she launched herself at him, locking her lips onto his, greedy, acting like she couldn't get enough of him.

  He let his hands roam over her body, pulling her tighter up against his body, fondling her in full view of anyone watching, all she could do was moan, and writhe against him.  It was all too easy anymore, and not much of a challenge, but his body didn't care that she wasn't a challenge.  It just wanted release.  "Not here." she finally groaned, "please."  Colin effortlessly picked her up as she wound her arms around him, and he found the nearest bed.


  Sometime later...

  Colin quietly got dressed, highly aware of her still naked body, and of her eyes on his body.  "You're going somewhere."

  She said it more like a statement, but Colin chose to answer it like a question.  "Party." he said briefly.  He heard the thundering of footsteps, and then pounding on the bedroom door.

  "Colin!" Jake yelled.  He pounded the door some more.  "Colin!  Are you ready?"

  Without another word to Natalie, Colin stepped over to the door and opened it; Jake practically fell into the room.  "What the hell Jake?"

  Jake grinned up at him, then he noticed Natalie lying naked on the bed, and he whistled.  "Wooweee!  That's some..."  Colin pushed his friend out of the room, shutting the door behind him.

  "You have a girlfriend Einstein, remember?"

  "I remember.  That just means I can't touch, but I can look all I want."  Colin just rolled his eyes.  Once they arrived at the party, Colin made a beeline for the kegger.  

    When he looked up, his eyes widened in appreciation.  D*mn.  This was his kind of party, the women didn't even bother with clothes!  He set his drink down, and followed the naked woman.

  By the time he stumbled back to his dorm in the wee hours of the morning, Natalie had already gone to sleep.


   Colin fell into his own bed, but he didn't sleep very well, he kept having the same nightmare over and over and over.


    When he woke up, he woke up in a foul mood, his stinky roommate didn't help improve it either.  "Go take a f*cking shower retard."  Colin snarled.  "Your f*cking stinking up this sh*thole."

  "I beg your pardon?"


  "You f*cking stink a*shole.  Go take a f*cking shower!"

 Daniel lifted his nose up. "I'll have you know that taking a shower everyday is a waste of our natural resources.  I am committed to saving our planet, and I refuse to take a daily shower.  Once a week, tops." 

  Colin's eyes narrowed.  "What the f*ck did you say?"


  "I said, and I'll speak slowly since you seem to be a slow wit, that I am not taking a shower today."

  Colin started hysterically laughing.  "I thought you f*cking said that, you f*cking retard.  I'm going to f*cking kick your a*s your little f*cking nerd.  I'm the one that's f*ckig in charge as*hole, and you'll do what the f*ck I say, and you'll be f*cking respectful about it too."


  "If you touch me, I'll have you thrown out of this school so fast that..."  Daniel started to say.


  Colin jumped him, and used his fists to do his talking for him, words were so overrated anyway.  Too much blah, blah, blah, Colin preferred action.  He pummeled Daniel's ribs and stomach, pouring out his rage and bad humor on Daniel.  Daniel howled in pain, but Colin didn't let up.  He was going to teach the f*cking retard a lesson.


  "Stop!  Please!"  Daniel yelled frantically.  "Ow!  Stop!  You're breaking my ribs!"

  "F*cking as*wipe, you'll have more respect for me next time, won't you, you f*cking stupid nerd?"

  "Please stop!"  Daniel sobbed.  "Stop!"

  "What the f*ck do you think I'll do to you little f*cker if you go squealing to the authorities, huh?"  Colin punched him some more in the ribs, making Daniel sob harder.


  "I don't know!"  Daniel cried.  "I don't know!"

  "I'll f*cking kill you that's what.  I'll find you, you little f*cker, you'll never get away.  I'll find you and string you up by your f*cking guts, after I slice a few parts off, do you understand?"

  "Yes, yes I understand.  Please stop hitting me, I promise I won't say a word.  Not one word."

  "You owe me a f*cking apology retard."

  "I'm sorry Colin, very sorry."

  "Did I say you could f*cking call me by name?"

  "No Sir." Daniel cringed.  "Please don't hit me again Sir."

  Colin pulled Daniel up by the back of his neck and tossed him into the wall, Daniel landed with a thud.  "That's more f*cking like it retard."

  "Now, what the f*ck are you going to do?"


  Daniel winced as he slowly picked himself up off the floor.  He kept his eyes downcast as he answered timidly, "Take a shower?"

  "F*cking A right, you are.  If I tell you to f*cking lick my toes, what the hell are you going to do?"

  "Lick your toes."

  Colin nodded.  "Now get the f*ck out of here, and shower that skank off your a*s."  Colin shook his head, stupid f*cking roommates. 


  "Yes sir!"  Daniel hurried out of the room as fast as he could go.  He felt like passing out from the pain, but he was afraid of what Colin might do to him if he did.

  The human punching bag had restored some of Colin's good humor though, just enough that he just might get through the first day of classes after all.  After a couple of minutes of deep contemplation, he had decided to be a lifeguard, one, just to piss his parents off who were spending a minor fortune sending him to this school, and two, hot chicks in bikinis.  What could be better?


  Colin stared at the skeleton.  What the f*ck?  He didn't get why the hell he had to study the human body to be a lifeguard.  He should have gone to art class instead, at least they got to stare at naked chicks, instead of dead dried up bones.


  "Let's see what this does." he muttered to himself.  He started pushing a lot of buttons at once on the fancy machine.


  The skeleton went into overdrive, the bony arms and legs floundered as they moved back and forth faster and faster.  Colin started to laugh.  "It's eating it's own f*cking leg!" he hooted.


   "Mr. Kahekili, that is enough of that!" Professor Sneech reprimanded him.  "The skeleton is a tool for learning, not a toy."

  "F*cking killjoy."  Colin muttered.  He picked up the skeleton and heaved it over the fence.

  "Mr. Kahekili!"  Professor Sneech yelled.  "You will see me after class."

  "Yeah, I'll f*cking do that."  Colin rolled his eyes, as if.  This class was f*cking stupid.  He pulled a hacky sack out of his jacket pocket, and stared at it for a moment as memories flooded in.  Every once in a while his Dad would get off from work early, and he and Colin would play hacky sack in the front yard.  His old man had been pretty good at it too, doing f*cking trick stunts and all.  Colin tossed the memory aside, he didn't want to think about his father.  He started kicking the bag around.


   "It's trying to get me!" Mika screamed.  Colin turned around to see what his classmate was carrying on about.  He shook his head.  Mika wasn't the brightest bulb in the universe, but her kind was uncomplicated, and Colin could definitely appreciate that.

  He half jogged, half walked over to her.  "I'll rescue you." he said, and he pulled her into a long kiss.  It took her less than half a second to respond by kissing him back.


  "Mr. Kahekili, that kind of behavior is inappropriate for a classroom.  I expect to see you in my office, and pronto." 

  Colin ignored the Professor, he even ignored the sudden dark clouds and pouring rain, he just kept making out with Mika, who was enthusiastically urging him on with her wandering hands.  "Let's go somewhere." he whispered in her ear. 

  Mika grinned back at him. "My place?"

  "F*ck yeah."

 After skipping the next class to go f*ck Mika, Colin decided to just take the rest of the day off.  Classes were too f*cking boring anyway, and the Professor's were no fun.  When he stepped back into his dorm, he was waylaid by his roommate Blake Lively, and boy did she own up to her name.


  "I hear you like showers." she breathed.

  "Cleanliness is next to godliness."  Colin quoted with a smirk.

  "I like to f*ck in the shower?  How about you?"

  "F*ck yeah."  Colin followed her into the girls' bathroom, she stripped and jumped into the shower.  Colin followed suit.  He loved showers, there was no clean up involved.  When the water finally started to grow cold, he jumped out first, letting Blake have the last of the warm water to rinse off.  Who said he wasn't a nice guy?



"I'm holding a protest about unfair Grading practices."  Colin said, handing the female student a flyer.  "You're welcome to join in."  He eyed her, "Clothes are optional."  He grinned charmingly at her.


  "Unfair grading practices?" she echoed, as she stared at the flyer he handed her.

  "Yep."  Colin nodded his head.  "The Professors are f*cking control freaks, that hold you by the balls, er, boobs maybe for females, if you don't learn their way, they f*cking flunk you.  Now how is that for fair?"

  "I wouldn't have taken you for an activist?"

  "I'm all about f*cking right and wrong baby."  Colin said.  He had been at University for a few months now, going to class when it suited him, and most times it didn't suit him.  Which pissed his parents off whenever they talked to him on their weekly phone call.  Neither one could seem to understand that the Professors were f*cking stupid pr*cks. They seemed to have something against Colin too, whenever he did bother to show up for class. 

  The f*cking University President had stepped in, and told him he's better become a better team player, or he was out.  Protests had been suggested as a good way for Colin to better integrate into University life.  Colin couldn't agree more.  He could stage protests, protests like the college had never seen before.  He handed out more flyers as the students passed by.

  Once he had handed out all of his flyers, he stood up onto the temporary podium, and cleared his throat.  "Hey you f*cking Professors!" Colin hollered out.  "I have something to say to you f*ckers!"


  "You guys are f*cking character profiling, and that is f*cking illegal!  Just because I f*cking learn hands on instead of out of your f*cking boring a*s books, doesn't mean I should be penalized because you guys are so f*cking old and stupid, you don't know how to teach me properly, or the people like me!"  A small crowd was starting to gather around Colin, and they all cheered at his words, some had even shown up with signs, and they were enthusiastically waving them around.

  Colin paused a moment, and waved at the crowd.  Then he started speaking again, and he used some of his mother's psychobabble, he had heard it often enough as a kid.  Stuff like how there shouldn't be any winners or losers, because it would damage people's psyche, and all the other bullsh*t nonsense she used to preach at his him.  The crowd ate it up, and began chanting, growing and swelling into larger and larger numbers.  "I ought to f*cking sue your a*ses, my family has enough money for me to do so.  Then I'll f*cking replace the whole lot of you with Professors that know their own as*hole from a hole in the wall."


  The protest went on for hours, with only a few people daring enough to shout out their disagreements.  Colin took a mental picture of what they looked like, he would settle the score with them later.  When the protest finally ended, Colin hung around afterwards, and shook hands with everyone that came up to tell him what a brilliant speech that had been, and they totally supported his ideas.  Colin urged them to let their student union presidents know their thoughts and feelings, today was the day to f*cking change the future!


  He spotted one of the loud mouthed as*holes that had dared to tell him he was full of sh*t.  Colin was well aware he was full of sh*t, but that didn't change things, the as*hole dared to talk disrespectfully to him and about him, and Colin wouldn't tolerate that.  At all.

  "Hey as*hole!  Yeah you, what the f*ck do you think you were doing?  Shooting your stupid f*cking mouth off at sh*t you didn't even know a f*cking thing about!"

  "It's a free country, I can say whatever I want, whenever I want."


  "Are you that f*cking stupid sh*thead?"


  "Oh no!" Larry moaned from behind Colin.  "All those garbage words, oh dear, I hope you're not going to hurt Darren!"

  "What are you going to do about it?"  Darren scoffed, ignoring the warning that was in Larry's words.  "Beat me up?"

  "F*ck yeah."  Colin responded as he lunged at him, Larry squealed like a little girl behind him.


  Colin mercilessly pounded on Darren, who tried to fight back at first, but Colin easily overpowered him.


  The small crowd that was still hanging around after the Protest gathered around him and started chanting, "Colin!  Colin!"

  Darren started howling in pain.  "I give!  I give!  Ow!  Stop!  I give!"

  Colin kept pounding on him.  "F*ck you as*hole. You ain't gonna f*cking walk for a week when I'm done with your sorry a*s.  If you run off and tattle tale, I'll come back and finish the job!" Colin snarled.

  Darren's howls turned into sobs, "Please!" he moaned.

  Colin pushed Darren away, and then kicked him once for good measure.  The crowd hooted and hollered behind him, clapping their hands at Darren's defeat.  "F*cking as*hole, pansy as*.  You have a f*cking big mouth, but you can't back it up.  Are you going to go f*cking tattle tale now, so that I can rip off your f*cking balls and feed it to you piece by piece?"



   "No," Darren wheezed.  "I've thought about it, and I agree with your position."

  "Be sure to f*cking tell the Student Union."

  "Yes sir."  Darren got up, and limped off.

  Just then Colin got two text messages.  One from Ruby, about a one on one party, and another from his father.  Colin scowled at his phone and the words that were displayed on it.  Call me, very important.  He dialed his Dad's phone number, and waited for him to pick up.  He didn't have long to wait.  "What the f*ck Dad, you called last night, I have another week before the obligatory weekly call."

  "Colin, does the name Tomeka Sepulveda ring any bells?"

  "Yeah, why?"

  "Tomeka came by the house last night, she had an infant boy with her, Jacob.  She claims the boy is yours, and that she can't take care of him anymore.  So we have assumed responsibility for him, and set him up with a crib and everything in the spare room."

  "What the f*ck Dad?  Why the hell did you do that?  I paid the b*tch to get rid of it, and you f*cking let her bring it home?  What the f*ck?" Colin shouted into his phone, pissed off at his father, and at Tomi, the stupid b*itch.  She f*cking lied to him.

  "He's your son Colin, he's family."  Ryder sighed.  "We'll talk more about this later, once you've calmed down."

  F*cking calm down, right.  Colin seethed.  He didn't want a f*cking kid, what the hell was he going to do with one?  The stupid b*tch should have taken care of it, like they had agreed.  Colin looked at the other text message.  That was just what he needed, a one on one party with Ruby.  Less than ten minutes later he was on her doorstep, and inside her dorm.



  F*cking helped him clear his mind, and he had to laugh at the absurdity of it all.  What the f*ck did he care if his Dad had brought it home?  He wasn't f*cking there to raise it anyway, he was here, getting a f*cking education, so he could make something of himself.  He laughed again, bitterly.  "I have to go."  he told Ruby, as he threw his clothes back on.

  "So soon?" she pouted. 

  Colin winked at her, as he left the room.  "F*ck you soon."  She blew a kiss at him, but he didn't see it, he was already gone.

  When he got back to his Dorm, he found Jake in the kitchen smoking a cigarette.


  "There's a f*cking stranger stealing my cigarettes, the as*hole."  Jake and Rom had both decided to actually try to get good grades and graduate, with honors, of all things.  They had turned into regular little nerds, doing all of their homework, participating in study groups, the whole nine yards.  Colin had called them f*cking traitors, they had simply responded that they didn't have the luxury of goofing off like he did.  They had to actually make a living when they graduated, unlike him.  What the hell ever.  He couldn't wait for break, then maybe his two friends would actually be some fun again.

  "Hello to you too."  Jake said mildly, as he took another drag off the cigarette.  "Bad night?" he asked, after Colin went around the kitchen opening things up, only to slam them closed again.

  "You could say that."  Colin muttered.  "The B*tch didn't f*cking get rid of it?  Can you f*cking believe that?  And then my f*cking father has to go and f*cking let her bring it home!"  Colin slammed another cupboard door.  What the f*ck did he care anyway?  He didn't, he told himself, as he slammed another cupboard door.

   Jake nodded, as he decoded Colin's words.  "Tomi had the kid then."

  "Yeah, the b*tch.  Didn't she even think about me?  And how the hell it would affect me?  What a b*tch."

  Jake grinned at him.  "Congrats Daddy, it's a???"

  "Boy as*hole.  And f*ck you and your f*cking congratulations."

  "Still not your type Col, sorry."  Jake ducked as Colin threw a half hearted punch at him.  "Blake's in the shower though.  I think I heard her moaning your name."

  "As*hole."  Colin muttered, then he perked up.  "The shower?"  Jake nodded again, and Colin headed upstairs to the shower.  He stripped and slid silently behind her, she squeaked when she felt his hands on her. 


  "Who the f*ck else?"


  Rom came out of the bathroom stall.  "What the hell Colin!?" he yelled over Blake's pants and Colin's moans.  "Couldn't you have the f*cking decency to f*ck somewhere else, instead of in front of a starving guy?"  Rom complained.  "You're a f*cking as*hole!"  Rom's girlfriend, Ashley McKinley, waited for him back at home.  It had been months since he had last seen her though, and while they talked on the phone several nights a week, it still wasn't the same.


  "Sorry Dude!"  Colin laughed.

  "F*cking liar."  Rom muttered as he left the bathroom.  He picked up his cell phone and called his girlfriend.  Maybe he could talk her into phone sex?

  The next day Colin received the news that his protest had been hugely successful. 


  Colin snorted.  The stupid f*cking idiots, making him out to be some kind of hero.  He was many things, but a hero he was not.


Notes: Colin is outrageous, lol  I spent a lot of time thinking---I wonder what happens if I do this?  Then I would try it out, and see what happens.  Like go for the Heat of the Moment Kiss on Natalie mere moments after Colin met her.  She liked it, and pulled him back for more.  They went to instant romantic status, and headed straight for the nearest bed.  Color me shocked, lol :P  I was all prepared to take pics of her slapping his face at such inappropriateness, but, nope.  Turns out she is insane too, lol  And egads!  All the bedhopping, good grief, Colin never studied, rarely went to class, he cheated on his tests, got caught a few times, had to go clear his name, which worked, then he cheated again, and passed his tests with flying colors, lol  I sent him to Uni for 2 sim weeks, and they were chock full of Colin crazy, I've barely started on his college days, lol

  True to his roll, Colin gets into lots of fights.  At least once a week, but he gets so delighted and happy after a fight, he usually rolls the wish for more fights, so sometimes he has several fights in a week.  And more woohoo, he rolls lots of wants for woohoo.  Yep, that's pretty much what's been on his mind!

  Until he got the news anyway.  Little Jacob is child number one of Gen. 8, he is part of the active family.  He was actually born before Colin went to University, I added him into the house after Tomi had him using MC.

  One other roll reveal, I used the freebie of picking a career when a new EP comes out, and I picked Lifeguard because I thought it suited Colin much better.  I can't even remember what his original career roll was.  He is super cute as a Lifeguard though! <3

  I put decensor in my game for the first time ever.  I actually prefer the blur, but I absolutely hate the dark grey rectangles that happened after the IP patch.  That drove me crazy, so I finally did away with the blur.  It still startles me a bit to see naked sims running about, especially in University.  Lots of streakers! lol

  Funny pic here, ha ha, this is some sort of fairy interaction, I can't remember what it is called atm.  I call it, "Fairy Funny" lol



  Thanks for reading!!! =)