Monday, September 23, 2013

Chapter 68: Moonlight Madness

  Warning: This chapter has lots of bad language and lots of bad behavior.  Read at your own risk!

   It was yet another exciting Economics class.


"Sh*t."  If Colin had to listen to one more lecture from Professor Dumb*ss, he just might kill him.

  "Class, may I have your attention please?" the Professor said in his nasally voice.  "Class?"

  The professor was a reject.  Well, all the professors were rejects, in Colin's humble opinion.  Colin walked past the seats, the sleeping students, and the two morons running their yap, and jumped up in front of the podium.  It was time to liven things up a a bit.  He tapped on the microphone.  "Excuse me, losers?  Yeah, I'm talking to you, hey!, the f*cking dumbsh*ts standing in the middle of the aisle, sit the f*ck down."


  "Mr. Kahekili, while I appreciate your willingness to get the class settled, that is hardly your job, and the foul language is not appreciated!"


  "F*ck you."  Colin said pleasantly.  "Now class, listen the f*ck up, I am going to give the Economics lecture today, and there will f*cking be a test.  If you fail, I'll f*cking kick your ass.  Are we clear?"


  All the students nodded their heads yes.  "Excellent." Colin told them.  "Now, listen the f*ck up..."  Colin went on to tell in great length and detail how to improve their kama simtra skill to a rapt audience and a sputtering professor, both of which, were taking notes. 


  Colin grinned to himself.  She looked so peaceful like, sleeping the morning away.  He pulled his megaphone out.  It was the perfect scenario for a great prank!


   "Time to get the f*ck up sleeping beauty!"


  Natalie screeched as she threw the covers off in a panic.  "Colin?!"

   Colin started laughing hysterically.  She smacked his arm.  "You're a jerk!"

  Colin's eyes glinted.  "You're f*cking hot when you're pissed off."

  "You think I'm going to have sex with you after the way you just woke me up?"

  "Why waste a perfectly good opportunity to f*ck?" he murmured.  "There's a bed, there's you, there's me..."

  "What a charmer." she pouted, still she couldn't stop the shiver of desire that ran through her when he turned his full magnetic gaze on her.  "I'm pissed at you." she said, though in truth, she found it so hard to stay mad at him.  He was like a drug to her, she couldn't seem to get enough.  She had never felt this way about a guy before.


  She nibbled on her lip.  "I have to take a shower."

  "Even better."


  "Lets spend the day together."  Natalie said, as they were drying off.

  Colin rolled his eyes.  "F*ck no, I've got stuff to do."

  "Like what?"

  "What are you, my f*cking mother?" Colin asked irritably. "None of your d*mn business."

  Natalie bit her lip, she couldn't bear the thought that he might be meeting up with another girl, that he might be f*cking someone else.  She felt both clingy and weepy.  She wanted to demand that he stay with her.  "We could spend the day in bed?" she pleaded.

  Colin looked at her.  "Greedy little b*tch ain't you?"

She sidled up closer to him, and ran her fingers down his bare chest, stroking lower and lower.  "Please Colin?"  She had a plan to tie him to her forever.  All she had needed was a pin.

  He caught her hand.  "Maybe I have time for one more f*ck."


  Natalie sighed heavily.  She had been unsuccessful in her bid to keep Colin at her side all day.  She stared at her phone, and willed it to ring.  He had said he's call when he was done.  With whatever he had been doing.  She tried not to think too hard about what he had been up to.


   She stared at her phone again.  Ring darn it!

  "Nat, are you sure he's going to call?" her friend, Georgia, asked her.

  "He said he would." she answered stubbornly.

  "Good luck with that."  Georgia said.  "I'm starving though, so I'm going to go get something to eat.  Call me later?"

  "Sure, sure."  Natalie said, distracted.  Natalie sighed again, as she watched her friend Georgia leave.  Georgia didn't understand Natalie's obsession with Colin, but Georgia hadn't met Colin yet either.  Natalie intended to keep it that way too.  She wandered around the lawn, trying to waste a few more minutes of time.  It was driving her insane, the thought of what he might be doing, and who he was doing it with.  She stopped, and looked at her phone.  "Why won't you call d*mn it!?" She said out loud, frustrated.

  "Expecting a call are we?"

  Natalie shrieked, then turned around.  "Colin!  You startled me!"


  "I was waiting for you to call me, you said you would, remember?"

  Colin shrugged.  "I left my phone at home.  Are you ready?"

   All this time, and his phone was at home?  She felt like shrieking at him again, but knew that wouldn't get her anywhere, other than dumped on her a*s.  So she smiled at him instead, a little over bright maybe, but still a smile.  "Yeah."

  She was expecting a ride on his motorcycle, he rode an 1100 Ninja at breakneck speed, that scared the death out of her.  Natalie thought that Colin enjoyed that too much, freaking her out, the mirrors fold back at 150 mph he would boast, and then he would prove it, with her on the back of the Ninja.  Colin surprised her though, and they walked instead, to a near by movie theater.  She looked at him, quizzically. 

  "Have you ever f*cked in a movie theater before?"  He grinned at her.

  "You're kidding, right?" she stuttered.  He didn't answer but grabbed her hand, and headed for the ticket booth.  "Two tickets to..." Colin looked at the movie titles.  Which one would have the emptiest theater, that was the one he wanted.

  "I wanted to see Crazy Love."  Natalie whispered.

  "Is that a chick flick?"

  "Well, yeah, I suppose..."

  "Perfect.  It ought to be deader than a doornail in there.  Two tickets for Crazy Love."

  90 minutes later...

  "I wasted my money on that movie."

  "What movie?  You were too busy getting under my skirt to pay attention to the actual movie."

  Colin shuddered. That was the worst movie ever, and he had only seen, maybe five minutes of it.  Tops.  "Never again." he vowed.


  "Let's go grab something to eat.  A man can not live on f*cking alone."  Natalie rolled her eyes, but followed Colin to a greasy spoon diner.  The diner was closing as they walked up, but Colin managed to charm the owner into a couple of hamburgers.  He wolfed his down, but Natalie gingerly picked at hers.  The smell of the grease was turning her stomach.

  As they were getting ready to leave, another student walked up and started yelling about their inappropriate state of dress.  "What is your problem?" Natalie asked.


  Colin yawned.  "He's a f*cking moron, that's his f*cking problem.  He's just lucky I happen to be in a good mood right now, the f*cking idiot." 

  That night Colin fell asleep first, Natalie took advantage of that and curled up behind him.


  When he awoke in the morning, Colin was pissed when he discovered she was still in his room.  "What the hell are you doing?"  He demanded to know.

  "Well, I..." Natalie stammered.

  "Don't f*cking stay in here unless I tell you to b*tch!"  Colin yelled.

  Natalie was starting to get mad.  "What the hell ever Colin." she said.  "You aren't the end all and be all you know."


    "Then why don't you get the f*ck out of here?"

  "Fine, I will.  As*hole."  She slammed the door behind her and stomped down the hall.  He was such a jerk.  Why couldn't she have fallen for a nice guy?  What was it about Colin that drew her so?  She didn't understand him, didn't she do anything that he wanted?  When he wanted?  What else could she do?


     She frowned.  There had to be a way to reach him, to get him to see that all he needed, was her.  If what she hoped for happened, it just might be the ammunition she needed to convince him of that.

Colin meanwhile had wandered downstairs, and he ran into Jake.  "Hey, heard you fighting with Nat about the sleeping arrangements."


    "Stupid b*tch." Colin grumbled.  "Give them an inch, and they take a mile.  If I just let her stay with me any old time, in her imaginings, she'd have me married off to her with half a dozen kids.  F*ck that sh*t, I'd have to be a lunatic to get married."  Jake raised an eyebrow.  "Shut the f*ck up." he told Jake.

  Jake grinned at him.  "Did I say a word"  Colin glared at his friend.

  "I'm going to Janette's party.  See you around loser."  Colin turned his back and began to walk away.

  Jake chuckled.  "I'll see you at the party Colin."

  Colin found out that Janette was messy, and left filthy moldering clothes all over the floor.


    Colin didn't care what state of cleanliness her dorm was in.  He even helped her add to her piles of clothing on the floor.

  What he did care about was the f*cking pervert that came into the room and watched them f*ck.  He wouldn't have bothered taking Janette into a room if he had been in the mood for exhibitionism, but the jack*ss had stared stupidly at him when Colin had barked at him to leave the f*cking room.  He was going to rip him a new a*shole, disrespect was not tolerated.

  After he wiped the floor with that f*cking disrespectful pervert, Colin headed outdoors to clear his head.  He found Rom outside, by himself, poking at a large bonfire.

  "Rom, what the hell are you doing out here by yourself?  Where'd everyone go?"

  Rom glanced up, and squinted at Colin.  "Is that you Col?"  Rom said, or at least that's what Colin thought the slurred words meant. 


    "What the f*ck are you on?"

  "it's just an herb Col, all natural f*cking herb."  Rom started laughing, as if that was the funniest thing he had ever heard or said in his entire life.  "A f*cking herb." he chortled some more.

  Colin sighed.  "What the hell did you take?"

  "A f*cking..."

  "...herb."  Colin finished for him.  "Yeah, you already said that.  What's the name of the f*cking herb Rom?"

  "Don't know."  Rom chuckled.  "I f*cked Blake."

  Colin rolled his eyes.  "Everyone has f*cked Blake Rom."

  "You haven't."

  "Did too.  Just the other night.  I'm trying to f*cking forget about it because the f*cking condom broke.  Now, what the hell is the herb called Rom?"

  Rom's glassy eyes stared back at Colin, he threw some powder into the fire, turning the fire a strange color.

    "It's an herb that makes you horny." Rom laughed.  "I didn't believe them, so I sniffed it on a dare, it's activated in the smoke you smell.  It f*cking works too, I was so f*cking horny, I f*cked Blake right there, in front of everyone.  I didn't care, oh man, and the high..."

  "F*ck that sh*t Rom, I don't need a f*cking herb to do that."

  "Not all of us are f*cking superman Col."

  The strange smoke circled near Colin.  "I never said I was superman."

  "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and he can do no f*cking wrong."  Rom said bitterly.  "I f*ck up once, and my heart is delivered to me on a f*cking platter."

  The smoke curled around Colin's nose, it had a tangy spicy scent to it, and actually smelled pretty good.  He could feel his heart begin to race.  "What the hell are you talking about?  You're not making any f*cking sense Rom."  He ducked down under the smoke, so that the scent would stop messing with his mind and his body.

  "I told her I f*cked another girl."  Rom cried.

  "You stupid a*shole."  Colin grumbled.  "You never do that.  Come on buddy, let's get you back to the dorm,"  Colin helped Rom stagger away from the fire, "and I'll help you get her back, if you want her back.  Personally, I think you're better off without the b*tch."

  "I have more of the herb if you want some?"

  Colin shook his head no.  "I don't need that f*cking crutch, thank you very much.  I'm doing f*cking fine on my own."


  "Power to the People!  Power to the People!"  Colin chanted.  The crowd chanted with him.


  Colin waved to all of his fans.  He had quite a following now, several thousand students flocked to hear every protest he staged, and he staged quite a few.

  Blake was one of his biggest fans, she just had to figure out how to tell him she was pregnant, and that there was a pretty good chance the baby was his.  Or it could be Rom's, but the timing was off.  She was pretty sure it is was Colin's.  Mostly sure anyway.  It had to be his.  Definitely.


  Now how to broach the subject with him?  He was pretty cagey whenever she mentioned any words like marriage, engagement, commitment, or baby.  Especially if she mentioned meeting her parents, she had only done that once, the first time they had made love, but he had looked at her like she had sprouted an alien head.  What he said next, she would never repeat.  He could be quite a jerk when he put his mind to it.

  Her parents were going to kill her though.  If she came home with a baby.  So, she couldn't go home with a baby, Colin would simply have to take care of it.  That's all there was to it.  He was the father after all.  Well, she was pretty sure he was the father.

  "F*ck marriage!"  Colin started chanting.


  Blake frowned at his angry words.  Her Mama always told her to start with what works, and Blake knew what worked with Colin.  She had to put him in a good mood first, let him know how much she enjoyed his passionate rantings.  Hmmm, maybe rantings was not the word she was looking for?

  In the end, she just decided to let her body do the talking, it always spoke best for her.  And it wasn't like she was going to get more pregnant than she already was.


  It also had the added bonus of greatly agitating her roommate Natalie.  Natalie had tried multiple times to warn Blake away from Colin, she spoke a bunch of nonsense about how Colin was Natalie's.  Blake knew better than that.  Colin didn't belong to Natalie anymore than he belonged to Blake.  Blake had the advantage over Natalie though, she didn't want a real relationship with him.  He was fun in bed, the elevator, the closet, the beach, wherever they happened to be, she had a great time with him, but she wasn't ready to settle for one person either.  Natalie was stupid enough to want more.  Silly girl.

  All Blake wanted was for him to take the baby, so that she wasn't disinherited by her parents.  The horror of that idea had kept her awake for days, worrying about it.  Blake cut off from the family fortune?  Blake having to get a real job and work?  No way.  This baby was all Colin's responsibility, not hers.  She could get rid of it, but she had heard too many horror stories of botched abortions.  No way was she going to die before she inherited her parents' money.

  They had no sooner had sex her bed, when Colin jumped off the bed and said he had to leave, and her opportunity to talk to him left.  Blake sighed.  What was a girl to do?  She would simply have to have sex with him again another day, and try to tell him then.

  Early the next morning, Natalie made a beeline for the toilet.


  She puked and puked, she puked so much she was sure she had puked her lungs up.  It sure felt that way anyway.


    When her body finally stopped heaving, she flushed the toilet and laid her head on the cool porcelain.  She felt awful, miserable.  She smiled faintly.  She hoped it was proof that she was carrying Colin's child.  Then she could get him away from that blonde bimbo Blake.  It made her furious when Colin locked Natalie out of his bedroom, and she could hear him having sex with Blake.  Just last night he had been with her.  The only satisfaction she got, was that he had not stayed overnight with Blake either, but he had left the house to attend yet another party.

  She took a deep breath, she decided she wasn't going to wait until she was absolutely certain she was pregnant.  She was going to go ahead and talk to Colin about the baby right away.  Step one, was to track him down, which proved to be more difficult than she had expected, by the time she had found him, it was nearly dark, and he was embroiled in another fight.


  "As*hole, think I'm such a coward now?"  Colin yelled.  "I was going to ignore your complete stupid f*cking idiocy, but then you had to go and f*cking open your big f*cking a*s mouth!"

  Natalie watched dispassionately as Colin pulverized his latest victim, leaving behind a bloody sobbing mess that begged for Colin's forgiveness, and mercy.  She had seen it so many times, silly guys they always thought that they could beat him.  When Colin had finished with him, Natalie called out his name.  He turned and looked at her, shrugged, and then he swaggered her way.

  Natalie smiled to herself.  He was in a good mood, that boded well for her.  Another factor in her favor, tonight was the Full Moon, a little Full Moon lunacy may just help out her cause.  "Hey Doll."  Colin kissed her, and Natalie melted right away.


  He pulled back.  "What brings you out here?"

  She smiled nervously.  "Well, I have something important to tell you."

  "You got a boob job?"  He smiled.  "I could tell you know, that your boobs are bigger."

  She blushed.  "No, not exactly.  I mean, yeah, my breasts are bigger now, but not because of any breast enhancement surgery."

  "I love it when you talk dirty." he whispered in her ear.

  "Colin, " she moaned, "I'm trying to talk to you about something really important, and you are distracting me!"

  "Talking is not my thing, but distraction definitely is."

 He nuzzled her neck, and Natalie moaned again.  "Colin, listen, I have important news to share."

    Colin lifted his head.  "Hmm?"


  Natalie took a deep breath and blurted out.  "I'm going to have your baby."  She felt him instantly stiffen up, and try to pull away, but she stubbornly held on, and began to talk.  Her next words were critical, and she had thought long and hard about what to say, what words would persuade him, and she had come to only one conclusion.  She mentally crossed her fingers, and prayed that her idea would work out.  "Col, I was talking to your friends and all, and even Blake, and I told them that maybe you might marry me, cause I'm having your baby and all, you know?  But they all said that you were too scared to get married." She noticed his eyes had narrowed, that was a good sign, she kept right on talking though, and didn't even pause for a breath.  "I told them what nonsense, Colin isn't too scared to get married, he isn't scared of anything!  But then Edward said, you remember him?"

  Colin scowled.  "I remember him."  The Dean's f*cking son, who shot his mouth off all the time, and the one person that Colin couldn't touch, or he would be thrown out of University immediately.  Not only thrown out of University, but thrown into jail.  The a*shole knew it too, and used every opportunity he could to needle Colin.  Colin was counting the days until Graduation day, once he had his diploma in hand, Edward was going to be eating his own f*cking balls.

  "Edward said he knew you were a coward, and everyone else would know too, once you refused to get married to me and..."

Colin forcefully pulled away, and began to pace.  "That f*cking pr*ck, what an a*shole.  He doesn't know a f*cking thing."

  "He has his followers."  Natalie pointed out.

  Colin gritted his teeth.  What did he care what some pimply faced pr*ck had to say about him?  Except, d*mn it all, he did care.  A lot.  "F*ck me."  Colin clenched his teeth.  "Oh, hell, you actually want to get hitched to me?"

  "I do."

  "It'll be on your head then."  Colin warned her.  "I'll make a f*cking terrible husband, and I'll insist that while this marriage lasts, you can only f*ck me."

  Natalie nodded.  "I only want you." She assured him.  "Will you make the same promise?" she asked hopefully.

  "F*ck no, I'm a f*cking free spirit and no f*cking female is going to tie me down.  But feel free to walk the f*ck away, if my terms don't f*cking meet your expectations, and dumba*s won't be able to say a word against me."

  Natalie swallowed.  It was less than she hoped for, but at least he was going to marry her.  She could work on the rest later.  "Okay Colin."

  "I must be f*cking out of my mind to consider this." he said angrily.  "Well, let's get it over with."

  It wasn't the most romantic thing she had ever heard, but she would take it.


Notes: I found out that yes, you can have your sim lecture while the Professor is lecturing.  Since it was Colin, he chose to lecture about the Kama Simtra skill, his skill level is pretty high.  Since it is a custom skill though, I think the interaction was a bit glitched.  Because suddenly the whole room full of sims were at level 10 KS skill, within a few sim minutes.  Then the rest of the time Colin was at University I got non stop notices about other sims getting it on, the students went out and practiced, did their homework, lol  It was all too amusing!

   True story, my husband owned an 1100 Ninja, and he was crazy on that thing.  And the mirrors did fold back at 150 miles/hr.  How do I know?  Ha, I was on the back once when he went that fast, let me just say that was NOT fun, lol  Freaked me out, the way he dodged and ducked through heavy 5 o clock traffic, and everything was such a blur going by, the wind was a killer, trying to keep my head up and not fall off the bike.  It literally felt like it was going to peel me off.  I think my hands were frozen to his jacket, lol  Ah yes, the good old days, when we were young and dumb and didn't have kids yet! :P

I decided that is wouldn't make that much sense that all the sims that Alder, Lia, and Monty had gone to school with were still there and young, lol  I had deleted their University town, so this one is the default one, but that would have looked strange.  So I added a few of my own sims in.  One is Blake, she's my edited version of a sim from Hidden Springs.

  Natalie is another, but she is not my sim.  I wish I could remember which sim I based her off of, but I cannot, and the original is no longer in my sim bin.

  Colin did marry Natalie, probably won't last long, lol, but for the moment they are married.  Lunatic embrace was their favorite thing to do during the full moon---so I thought I'd take advantage of their lunacy and get him hitched while I still could, lol :P

  I was playing around with Traveler and Woohooer, I had heard it was possible to have pregnancies and children via the mods, but with SP and the castes thrown in, it was tricky!  But yes, Colin has two kids coming.  I hope, lol  Putting me at 3 kids so far.  I'll give a little hint, he's not done having kids yet!  ;)

  A few outtakes:

  "Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique..."

  -The Streak by Ray Stevens

  Sorry Nicole, you are doomed to be unhappy---the tag even says so----


 Thanks for reading! =D I should be wrapping up Colin's University days hopefully by next chapter, and then the real fun begins!  I'm on pins and needles I am so excited about it.  It will be pose intensive and staged; I'll be using a different save than my main legacy save to take all the pictures, so that no rules are broken, lol


  1. Ha, well, Natalie did figure out how to manipulate Colin into marriage. But I think in the end she won't feel like such a winner. He couldn't even pretend like he's not going cheat, but mad her promise to, lol.
    Blake at least doesn't have any expectations.
    I look forward to seeing how Colin handles being a husband (ha!) and father. =D

    1. lol, yeah, we'll see how well it works out for her. =) Blake has some expectations, they are just not quite the same as Natalie's, lol, as Colin finds out next chapter!

      Haha, well, 3 guesses on that, and the first 2 don't count. =)

      Thanks for reading!

  2. In a way I hope Natalie has a miserable marriage - she knows Colin doesn't want to get married but she's still found a way to talk him into it - at the same time I'm annoyed at his attitude - if he wants to still be free to screw around he shouldn't expect her to be faithful (although part of me suspects he was expecting her to back track at that point).

    1. He definitely hoped she would back out, then he could say it was her that didn't want to get married. Her marriage to him will not be what she hoped, that's for sure!

      Thanks for reading Ali!!

  3. Professor Dumbass, hehe. I've had a few of those. LOL @ Colin's teaching methods. And the pleasant F*ck you. haha. Everyone taking notes, even the professor, that's awesome!

    Natalie? Spending the day with Colin might not be the pleasant experience you're thinking it might be! Of course he's sleeping with other people, silly girl. Why doesn't she want her friend to meet Colin? Afraid he might screw her too? =D Or just afraid of her judging Colin maybe. He is, after all, an asshole.

    Oh Colin, you *are* a lunatic, lol. Watch it boy, Natalie's got her sights set on you.

    Heh, I wonder how Colin's going to help Rom get Blake back, if she's pregnant by Colin >.< Gosh, *another* woman that wants to marry him? These ladies are as insane as he is! Ah, ok, so she doesn't want to marry him after all. Smart girl.

    And now Natalie's pregnant too? This man leaves babies behind him wherever he goes.

    Aaannnnnd Natalie gets what she wants. Smart to bait him like that, he can't ever walk away from a challenge. That silly man is incapable of commitment. Ha! It figures he would see it only as temporary. His terms for marriage, a double standard, and she agreed to it. She's got it bad. I can't wait to see how it goes down, and I especially can't wait for his future adventures ;)

    1. Me too! lol Yes, Colin has a way about him that others naturally just listen, and take notes. He also happens to be very skilled in that area, lol :P

      She doesn't want any of her girl friends meeting Colin, because she already knows what will happen if she introduces them. She's still under the impression that she can *control* him, and change him into who she wants him to be.

      Probably didn't make it clear enough, but Rom has a girlfriend back in DV, but he cheated on her with Blake. For a while I didn't know whose baby Blake carried, lol

      Yes, he does leave babies where ever he goes. He is not interested in playing Daddy at all. From his perspective, he had a lousy father, he knows he would be even worse, so why subject a kid to that?

      Natalie thinks she has what she wants. Haha. He did hope she wouldn't go for his marriage deal, but he underestimated how badly she wanted him.

      Colin is quite the daredevil, he never turns down a dare, or a challenge. That is going to bite him in the butt more than once in his life, lol

      Thanks for reading Misty! =)